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re: Why is playing Missouri so dull?

Posted on 10/4/15 at 6:00 pm to
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140979 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 6:00 pm to
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Lol we will just keep winning the easy while you call us south Alabama.


The easy?

When you use like or as it's called a simile. I didn't call Miz South Alabama. I said playing Miz is just as exciting. I also said that Syracuse is probably more appropriate.
Posted by MenloDawg
Member since Jan 2010
6719 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 6:00 pm to
Yes
Posted by throwingoranges
Member since Jul 2014
555 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 6:00 pm to
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I feel like this game SHOULD seem like a hyped up game where we can take revenge and our rightful place atop the division but instead it just seems really boring.


You're not going to get much national attention playing Missouri. We're never supposed to win and we never have good players. We've been picked middle of the pack every preseason.

The good news is that if you lose, it will be because of things outside your control, not because you lost to a better team.
Posted by GregAl
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
3659 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 6:03 pm to
Major trap game. FL goes on the road thinking they'll get an easy win still high from the Ole Miss win. Unfriendly crowd sitting on rocks.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140979 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 6:05 pm to
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Unfriendly crowd sitting on rocks.


You'd be unfriendly too if you sat on rocks.

The key shaking thing is weird and about as annoying as cowbells. Yankee cowbells????
Posted by northalabamacracker
Glasgow
Member since Sep 2011
6466 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 6:07 pm to
It's impossible to get excited about playing Mizzou.
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 6:08 pm to
It's dull because those repressed twits in the Missouri administration won't let Pinkel coach drunk anymore.
Posted by MoreLawdawg
Atlanta
Member since Apr 2014
232 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 6:11 pm to
34-0
Posted by MoreLawdawg
Atlanta
Member since Apr 2014
232 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 6:12 pm to
quote:

Lol we will just keep winning the easy while you call us south Alabama.


34-0
Posted by kilo
Member since Oct 2011
27436 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 6:14 pm to
Two pages of dull Mizzou.

Jesus will be pleased.
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12302 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 6:15 pm to
I think the appropriate word to describe Missouri is "benign"
Posted by PepaSpray
Adamantium Membership
Member since Aug 2012
11080 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 6:16 pm to
Because you're not sure if you're supposed to be mad or not.
Posted by Sancho Panza
La Habaña, Cuba
Member since Sep 2014
8161 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 6:16 pm to
Fuzzy concrete
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
19263 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 6:17 pm to
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quote:
yanks
quote:
Florida Fan



I know. They keep voting Obama-Hillary, but Mizzou's the Yankees.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 6:20 pm to
Yeah I know. Hard to take them seriously even though you know, technically, they're a solid team
Posted by kilo
Member since Oct 2011
27436 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 6:21 pm to
There is nothing more Yankee than Florida.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 6:22 pm to
quote:

There is nothing more Yankee than Florida.
Actually, there is nothing more redneck than Florida
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23179 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 6:24 pm to
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Actually, there is nothing more redneck than Florida

Know how I know you've never been to rural Missouri?

Cyde said something once about tRant - Rednecks making fun of rednecks for being rednecks since 2004. Or something like that.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 6:24 pm to
You think rural Missouri can touch the interior panhandle?

That's cute
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23179 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 6:27 pm to
Go to Netflix. Watch the movie Winter's Bone. All will become clear.

Every SEC state has parts that are truly redneck and trashy. I'm fine if we don't win the race to the bottom of that cesspit.
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