The future of Arkansas football hangs in the balance this season

Peering into my crystal ball last night I saw a vision of the future. I hate to tell you hog fans, but it ain't looking too bright. I foresaw an era where the Razorbacks had completely bought out the War Memorial contract and no longer played any games in front of valuable recruits from central and southern Arkansas. I saw your future greatest rival (A State) trending upward with a program defining win over Toledo (a team that just defeated you at home in case you had forgotten) next Saturday. I saw the future Hunter Henrys of the state (central Arkansas born and bred) cheering the Red Wolves on to victory instead of the Hogs. I saw A Sate fans calling out your joke of a program for refusing to man up and play them. And finally, I saw them rise up to become the Mississippi State to your Ole Miss. Make no mistake, the future is bleak for your Razorbacks. These things will come to pass, it is inevitable.

The glory days of hog football are behind you, such as they were. Not even Nick Saban could save you from the perfect storm of recruiting hell you are about to sail the Flagship right into. Missouri will shut you down to the north. A&M and LSU own the state of Texas. Like Sauron, Ole Miss rises in the east. You don't see it yet. You're going to read this and think that I am insane. Just another LSU fan butt hurt about last year's meaningless 17-0 defeat of the worst LSU team since 08. Just remember this thread when you're crying yourselves to sleep in 10 years, wishing desperately that you had hopped on the Big 12 expansion bandwagon so you'd have a chance to at least win a conference championship once every decade or so. Sail on you delusional bastards, sail on.