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re: Voters wanted for the SECRant Power Rankings
Posted on 8/28/15 at 7:28 pm to The Nino
Posted on 8/28/15 at 7:28 pm to The Nino
My first Power ranking list of the season.
Most powerful is Daylon Mack, I heard they had to bring in special bars for him to squat with. This means he will be able to carry that shitty a&m defense all by himself.
Khalil McKenzie- he has tree trunks that would be difficult for even Updyke to poison. This means TN LB will have a safe place to hide behind during the game.
Braden Smith- his power has allowed him to take a major other than Public Administration. He may be asked to pick up the Ban Hammer when it falls.
Arkansas OL- not only can they open a hole for Collins, but are called upon to carry Bert away from the buffet when done eating.
I will complete the rest of my list later. Look forward to being a part of the panel.
Most powerful is Daylon Mack, I heard they had to bring in special bars for him to squat with. This means he will be able to carry that shitty a&m defense all by himself.
Khalil McKenzie- he has tree trunks that would be difficult for even Updyke to poison. This means TN LB will have a safe place to hide behind during the game.
Braden Smith- his power has allowed him to take a major other than Public Administration. He may be asked to pick up the Ban Hammer when it falls.
Arkansas OL- not only can they open a hole for Collins, but are called upon to carry Bert away from the buffet when done eating.
I will complete the rest of my list later. Look forward to being a part of the panel.
This post was edited on 8/28/15 at 7:31 pm
Posted on 8/30/15 at 5:06 pm to 2smooth
Just an FYI nino, but I think this guy may be onto something, and it might make the Power Rankings more entertaining,
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My first Power ranking list of the season.
Most powerful is Daylon Mack, I heard they had to bring in special bars for him to squat with. This means he will be able to carry that shitty a&m defense all by himself.
Khalil McKenzie- he has tree trunks that would be difficult for even Updyke to poison. This means TN LB will have a safe place to hide behind during the game.
Braden Smith- his power has allowed him to take a major other than Public Administration. He may be asked to pick up the Ban Hammer when it falls.
Arkansas OL- not only can they open a hole for Collins, but are called upon to carry Bert away from the buffet when done eating.
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