Well, since I have been mean lately, why not:

Alabama - thank you for taking Bear and giving us Fran. Also, for not hanging a full hundy on our shitty team last year. Very kind of you.

Auburn - thank you for turning the ball over on pourpose so many times. We needed a good win after such a horrid run of shitty football.

Arky. - thank you for purposely abandoning the run and throwing the game to get us to OT. We needed that very important victory.

Ole Miss. - thank you for maximizing the number of attendees to allow A&M to set a record for single-game attendance in you beatdown last year.

State - thanks for prison-pounding our fay asses. We love rough sex.

LSU - thank you for running all over our D and making way for our new DC.

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Posted by redeye

Member since Aug 2013

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Posted on 8/12/15 at 5:44 pm to KaiserSoze99

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Arky. - thank you for purposely abandoning the run and throwing the game to get us to OT. We needed that very important victory.

You can thank Jim Chaney for that. You can find him in Pittsburgh.

Alabama - I've known so many cool girls who went there.
Auburn - I'm glad you like Arkansas so much.
Ole Miss - Your admin has done a fantastic job removing the racism stigma.
MSU - I hear Starkville is actually very nice.
LSU - We're tough on you because we love you.
A&M - Nice to see you here old friend.

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