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LSU, Chavis and the Five Stages of Grief
Posted on 7/28/15 at 1:10 pm
Posted on 7/28/15 at 1:10 pm
Stage One - Denial (late December through early January 2015)
There is no way Chief leaves for that cow college. Those faggies think they can take Chief away from us?? They are absolutely delusional.
I hope that this isn't true. Chief has been a great DC for us. He has kept us in games. He has had a consistently dominant defense. I think the Miles and Alleva find a way to keep him.
Good God, is he really gone?
Stage Two - Anger (early January through late February)
frick Chief!! That turncoat!! He is a traitor. He was a horrible DC. 3rd and Chavis!! He kept giving up leads and is the reason for many losses. We should sue his arse!! He was recruiting for faggies the entire time. AAAAaaaarrrgghhhhh!!!!! rabble rabble rabble rabble!!!! Aggies are going to pay. We are going to destroy them at home this year!!
Stage Three - Bargaining (March - Current Date)
Between Steele, Orgeron and the the superior defensive talent we have coming in, we will be better off now than we were with Chavis. Chavis was a joke...#3rdandChavis #ChavisEffect
Silly faggies think that Chavis is going to bring them a great defense. They don't have the talent...they have no CB's and Chavis runs stupid man one coverage and will get burned consistently. Steel and Orgeron will have our boys ready to play and we will show everyone that defensive personnel made Chavis, Chavis didn't make our defense.
Stage Four - Depression (Coming Fall 2015)
Stage Five - Acceptance (Coming Winter 2015 - 2016)
Will update.
There is no way Chief leaves for that cow college. Those faggies think they can take Chief away from us?? They are absolutely delusional.
I hope that this isn't true. Chief has been a great DC for us. He has kept us in games. He has had a consistently dominant defense. I think the Miles and Alleva find a way to keep him.
Good God, is he really gone?
Stage Two - Anger (early January through late February)
frick Chief!! That turncoat!! He is a traitor. He was a horrible DC. 3rd and Chavis!! He kept giving up leads and is the reason for many losses. We should sue his arse!! He was recruiting for faggies the entire time. AAAAaaaarrrgghhhhh!!!!! rabble rabble rabble rabble!!!! Aggies are going to pay. We are going to destroy them at home this year!!
Stage Three - Bargaining (March - Current Date)
Between Steele, Orgeron and the the superior defensive talent we have coming in, we will be better off now than we were with Chavis. Chavis was a joke...#3rdandChavis #ChavisEffect
Silly faggies think that Chavis is going to bring them a great defense. They don't have the talent...they have no CB's and Chavis runs stupid man one coverage and will get burned consistently. Steel and Orgeron will have our boys ready to play and we will show everyone that defensive personnel made Chavis, Chavis didn't make our defense.
Stage Four - Depression (Coming Fall 2015)
Stage Five - Acceptance (Coming Winter 2015 - 2016)
Will update.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 1:11 pm to AgsNguyening
You're embarrassing yourself.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 1:12 pm to AgsNguyening
All LSU. All the time.
You'd think with the way recruiting is going the aggies would be more concerned with their own team.
You'd think with the way recruiting is going the aggies would be more concerned with their own team.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 1:12 pm to TheCaterpillar
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You're embarrassing yourself.
Soooo, you're still on stage one I see.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 1:12 pm to AgsNguyening
Embarrassed for the OP.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 1:13 pm to AgsNguyening
There you have it, everyone.
Bravo, OP.
LSU fans now know what it feels like to be a Texas Longhorn fan.
Bravo, OP.
LSU fans now know what it feels like to be a Texas Longhorn fan.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 1:13 pm to AgsNguyening
Chavis sucks dick. Just like your football team, your fanbase, and cheerleaders.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 1:14 pm to AgsNguyening
Mariah Carey has something to say to you...
Posted on 7/28/15 at 1:14 pm to AgsNguyening
I agree with everything you posted
Posted on 7/28/15 at 1:14 pm to Swagga
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You'd think with the way recruiting is going the aggies would be more concerned with their own team.
They better have a monster finish this fall because right now they're sitting somewhere in the mid 30s with all those resources and a $5 million coach that wears these really cool sunglasses on the sidelines.

Posted on 7/28/15 at 1:16 pm to FourThreeForty
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cheerleaders
Yell Leaders*
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They better have a monster finish this fall because right now they're sitting somewhere in the mid 30s with all those resources and a $5 million coach that wears these really cool sunglasses on the sidelines.
While Steele, Orgeron, and Raymond are killing it with defensive recruiting, Sumlin and Chavis are attending TexAgs barbecues.

Their recruiting staff is LAZY. Their coaches are LAZY. Their team is LAZY.

This post was edited on 7/28/15 at 1:18 pm
Posted on 7/28/15 at 1:17 pm to AgsNguyening
I wish I could get some money for all of the real estate we own in the heads of Ags and Bulldogs.
Enjoy winning the games you should and losing the close ones because of vanilla schemes, btw.
Enjoy winning the games you should and losing the close ones because of vanilla schemes, btw.

Posted on 7/28/15 at 1:17 pm to AgsNguyening
An Aggy timeline:
January 2011: Our former NFL head coach is going to destroy your mediocre team. SEC *spits* You don't have a speed or skill advantage. We have Texas Recruits.
2012: Our Heisman trophy candidate quarterback is going to embarass you. LSU can't come in to Kyle and get a win. LSU hasn't won at Kyle in two decades. Your offense is garbage. We have a Big 12 offense and a defense that can hold up against Big 12 offenses. We've come a long way since the Florida game, and you guys aren't Florida.
2013: LSU is garbage. Your defense is depleted and your offense can't keep up with John fricking Football. Death Valley isn't anything compared to Kyle. We will embarrass you.
2014: Your team is overrated. You can't win at Kyle on Thanksgiving. You are one dimensional and even our defense can stop a run attack when we know that is all you can do.
February 2015:
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Translation:
Just be aware that if we ever beat you, it will be devastating because we never beat you. In a way, we've really just been setting you up for a big time defeat at some later time.
July of 2015
We won the hiring battle. Chavis just hired Charlie Strong's secretary, and we're getting OU's HR Director in a month. #administrativedynasty
Aggy became Mississippi State, then a temp staffing agency so gradually I barely even noticed.
January 2011: Our former NFL head coach is going to destroy your mediocre team. SEC *spits* You don't have a speed or skill advantage. We have Texas Recruits.
2012: Our Heisman trophy candidate quarterback is going to embarass you. LSU can't come in to Kyle and get a win. LSU hasn't won at Kyle in two decades. Your offense is garbage. We have a Big 12 offense and a defense that can hold up against Big 12 offenses. We've come a long way since the Florida game, and you guys aren't Florida.
2013: LSU is garbage. Your defense is depleted and your offense can't keep up with John fricking Football. Death Valley isn't anything compared to Kyle. We will embarrass you.
2014: Your team is overrated. You can't win at Kyle on Thanksgiving. You are one dimensional and even our defense can stop a run attack when we know that is all you can do.
February 2015:
quote:
quote:
Spirit Of Aggieland
If you build yourself too big of a bubble, it's going to hurt worse when that bubble bursts
Translation:
Just be aware that if we ever beat you, it will be devastating because we never beat you. In a way, we've really just been setting you up for a big time defeat at some later time.
July of 2015
We won the hiring battle. Chavis just hired Charlie Strong's secretary, and we're getting OU's HR Director in a month. #administrativedynasty
Aggy became Mississippi State, then a temp staffing agency so gradually I barely even noticed.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 1:18 pm to FourThreeForty
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Chavis sucks dick. Just like your football team, your fanbase, and cheerleaders.
Agreed

Posted on 7/28/15 at 1:18 pm to MightyYat
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They better have a monster finish this fall because right now they're sitting somewhere in the mid 30s with all those resources and a $5 million coach that wears these really cool sunglasses on the sidelines.
Thank you. Deflection is also associated with stage three, bargaining. Shifting the focus to something else in order to keep yourself from dealing with the emotional strain of dealing with significant loss/change. I appreciate you pointing that out for us.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 1:18 pm to rmnldr
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LSU fans now know what it feels like to be a Texas Longhorn fan.
No wonder the Big12 kicked them out. These people are horrible.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 1:19 pm to AgsNguyening
You got the stages right.
Problem is, A&M fans will endure stages 4 & 5
Problem is, A&M fans will endure stages 4 & 5

Posted on 7/28/15 at 1:19 pm to AgsNguyening
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Stage One - No way he'll leave. We aren't that lucky
Stage Two - Will you please leave already and take your weak 3rd and chavis prevent crap with you
Stage Three - I'll give anything for you to go
Stage Four - Man, I feel bad for those aggie dopes.
Stage Five - Yayyyyyyyyyyyyy.
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