re: Question to married men

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I clean the gobs of hair she leaves in the shower drain and bathroom sink.

I turn off all the fans and appliances she leaves on when she leaves a room.

I search for and find the TV remote she invariably loses under piles of clothes and blankets.

I sort out and put into recycling bins all the bottles and cans she leaves lying around the house.

I throw away all the two-week old leftovers and moulding mystery dishes she leaves in the fridge.

I throw away the full garbage bags she leaves in our 110-degree garage, where they invite hordes of cockroaches to invade and dine.

With the patience of Job, I refrain from comment when she makes some snarky remark about what a slob I am.

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