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Why is the shower beer such a magical thing?
Posted on 2/23/15 at 10:52 am
Posted on 2/23/15 at 10:52 am
Anyone figured it out yet?
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Posted on 2/23/15 at 10:56 am to Rebelgator
don't know the reason but i agree with you.
just like the after-mowing beer. for some reason it just tastes 100x better.
just like the after-mowing beer. for some reason it just tastes 100x better.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 10:57 am to Rebelgator
Beer = Great
Shower = Great
Shower Beer= Magical
Shower = Great
Shower Beer= Magical
Posted on 2/23/15 at 10:57 am to Rebelgator
Not sure but I feel like it is similar to drinking a beer while on the shitter, there is such a confluence of manliness that it creates this artificial high that one feels while participating
Like an emotional boner of sorts
Like an emotional boner of sorts
This post was edited on 2/23/15 at 10:58 am
Posted on 2/23/15 at 10:58 am to Rebelgator
The steam opens up your pores, causing your body to absorb the alcohol faster.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 10:58 am to Rebelgator
I was skeptical.
I'm not skeptical anymore.
I drank an Oatmeal stout straight out of the tank at Lucky Town Brewery at 11 a.m. Saturday, before any food was consumed and I enjoyed that pretty good too.
I'm not skeptical anymore.
I drank an Oatmeal stout straight out of the tank at Lucky Town Brewery at 11 a.m. Saturday, before any food was consumed and I enjoyed that pretty good too.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 10:58 am to Wishnitwas1998
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drinking a beer while on the shitter
That's a new one
Posted on 2/23/15 at 10:58 am to 3nOut
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just like the after-mowing beer. for some reason it just tastes 100x better
Boat and racetrack beers are right there too..
Posted on 2/23/15 at 10:58 am to Rebelgator
You should try it
Posted on 2/23/15 at 11:00 am to Hardy_Har
I don't like to drink while I'm fishing. Just seems like a sure fire way to hook yourself.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 11:02 am to kingbob
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The steam opens up your pores, causing your body to absorb the alcohol faster.
You're doing it wrong bob
Drink that bitch, don't pour it on yourself.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 11:02 am to Rebelgator
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don't like to drink while I'm fishing.
I don't either, but when the skis and tubes come out and we go skank it up with the other sandbar rats I get fricked up as a pile of coathangers.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 11:03 am to Hardy_Har
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Boat and racetrack beers are right there too..
I've never done the shower beer, but I agree with you on this.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 11:04 am to Hardy_Har
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I don't either, but when the skis and tubes come out and we go skank it up with the other sandbar rats I get fricked up as a pile of coathangers.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 11:04 am to MrLarson
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You're doing it wrong bob
Drink that bitch, don't pour it on yourself.
You mean, you don't make OT minimum wage? Can you not afford to have your butler fill your hot tub with champagne for all of your bathing and entertaining needs?
Posted on 2/23/15 at 11:06 am to kingbob
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Can you not afford to have your butler fill your hot tub with champagne for all of your bathing and entertaining needs?
We're talking beer here, not classy shite.
Ever notice how rednecks like shiny stuff whilst the rich like more subdued items? Think about it..
Metallic flaked bass boats with bud light cans
vs
Beige Yacht with wine bottle
Posted on 2/23/15 at 11:06 am to Hardy_Har
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quote: don't like to drink while I'm fishing. I don't either, but when the skis and tubes come out and we go skank it up with the other sandbar rats I get fricked up as a pile of coathangers.
never heard the pile of coathangers one before Where do yall usually fish/get like coat hangers?
Posted on 2/23/15 at 11:08 am to kingbob
I don't make wages anymore. I just get dividend checks.
But, wasting beer is like kicking new born babies, it just doesn't make sense.
But, wasting beer is like kicking new born babies, it just doesn't make sense.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 11:08 am to Rebelgator
Because there's nothing quite like blaring/singing some neon moon, meet in the middle, and John Deere green while drinking a few beers in the steaming shower...then stone cold'ing the last one and the spillage if any just rinses off
Posted on 2/23/15 at 11:10 am to Hardy_Har
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Beige Yacht with wine bottle
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Metallic flaked bass boats with bud light cans
Why not both?
Plus, a pair of Sea-Doos(none of that off brand Yamaha shite).
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