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Posted on 1/13/15 at 9:47 pm
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 1/13/15 at 9:47 pm
Everyone loves a good meltdown. I'll start us off with these:

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when life handed les lemons, he used a knife dripping with AIDS to cut open the eyeballs of the fanbase, then squeezed those lemons on the cuts 




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" Les you could have scooped up two turds out of Mike the Tigers cage rubbed them on your face and as and made sandcastles with the shot residue then took a dump on the side of the road and smeared it together in the form of gumby and then hired the shitty gumby as DC and come out better than Kevin the nutcase nutsack steele. I DONE....WHERE IS THE TYLENOL"


What have you guys got?
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
25521 posts
Posted on 1/13/15 at 9:50 pm to
Melting should have started the moment they allowed the DC to leave instead of the OC.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34353 posts
Posted on 1/13/15 at 9:52 pm to
Honestly there is so much spillover I missed the main event.
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
25521 posts
Posted on 1/13/15 at 9:55 pm to
Just found this gem.

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Ok, so admittedly still not an insider but I did tell you guys from Day 1 that aside from all the other nonsense and misinformation that was being thrown about Steele was one of Les' top choices.

I posted this before and I'll do so again now, but there was a major dogfight for Steele's services several years ago and Saban got him. According to some former LSU players under Saban who are now in the coaching business Saban has a lot of trust and faith in Steele. A LOT. When he wants to bounce defensive ideas off someone he goes to Steele, not Smart. Saban has been quietly pimping Smart as a HC so he could promote Steele to DC.

I wasn't joking earlier when I posted that everyone would be scratching their heads if we hired Smart and Saban promoted Steele to DC. Les just gut punched Saban.

I'm not excited about the hire, but there is more to this than meets the eye. Les searched for the right hire and after interviewing a lot of people he went back to his gut instinct and hired Steele.

Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32652 posts
Posted on 1/13/15 at 9:56 pm to
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Ok, so admittedly still not an insider but I did tell you guys from Day 1 that aside from all the other nonsense and misinformation that was being thrown about Steele was one of Les' top choices.

I posted this before and I'll do so again now, but there was a major dogfight for Steele's services several years ago and Saban got him. According to some former LSU players under Saban who are now in the coaching business Saban has a lot of trust and faith in Steele. A LOT. When he wants to bounce defensive ideas off someone he goes to Steele, not Smart. Saban has been quietly pimping Smart as a HC so he could promote Steele to DC.

I wasn't joking earlier when I posted that everyone would be scratching their heads if we hired Smart and Saban promoted Steele to DC. Les just gut punched Saban.

I'm not excited about the hire, but there is more to this than meets the eye. Les searched for the right hire and after interviewing a lot of people he went back to his gut instinct and hired Steele.

Go fill the defense with 4 and 5 star recruits and we're going to be fine.

Now go and find a quarterback
Posted by GratefulTiger
Member since Dec 2003
1567 posts
Posted on 1/13/15 at 10:14 pm to
We gettin Orgeron. Melt will be irrelevant
Posted by BrerTiger
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
21506 posts
Posted on 1/13/15 at 10:25 pm to
From Guilbeau article today:

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The hire was not popular with most LSU fans on the various call-in shows or on Twitter Thursday.
"Just a sad day in the Red Stick," tweeted one LSU fan. "The decline is real. I have tried to give the benefit of the doubt. This will end it."
This post was edited on 1/13/15 at 10:26 pm
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
60308 posts
Posted on 1/13/15 at 10:46 pm to
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Why do people believe everything they read? He left on his own terms. He pretty much didn't coach in that game against West Virginia because he knew he was leaving. Chavis did the same thing in the bowl game against Notre Dame. He left because of philosophical differences with the head coach. Here is your reason for the decline in defense and why he left. Will be the same experience Chavis will experience at Texas A&M. Swinney said his expectations for defensive play have not changed despite hiring an offensive coordinator whose up-tempo philosophy increased possessions, thereby inflating yardage and points allowed while testing depth. Clemson's defense was on the field for a program-record 986 snaps this season. Swinney said Clemson's poor third-down defensive performance helped keep teams on the field.
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