re: UF Fans Have It Worse Than LSU Fans

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You can just ask

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No offense cornhat, but that is ridiculous.

First of all NO ONE, not even the famous self-depreciating Ole Miss fans, just comes clean with good information on the Rant. The way this place is designed you always have your guard up. Even without that element, like I met you in a bar, you might still be hesitant to let me see dirty laundry that only the fanbase really knows about. That is why I engage in constant mental manipulation.

The second problem with "just asking" is that UF fans BARELY post on this forum, and when yall do it is a small post. Seriously, go look at another UF thread and you will find one single-sentence post after another. Yall have the brevity of a Bama fan, without the lack of intelligence to explain the need for brevity. I have my own theory- you UF fans feel you are above the SEC. Sure sure you carry the banner when you have to, but between the rare (for the SEC) AAU membership, the overall good AD, and the Yankee local base you also have one foot out the door on the south. It seems all the irrational passion for football in your state got put into FSU fans, and that you UF fans are only willing to tolerate this lowbrow hobby when it is going good for you. That would explain the one word answers, and why yall are barely on here despite being the permanent rival of the primary team that drives this forum.




Maybe I am wrong though, maybe UF is the one program in the entire south that is willing to let me look under the sheets for just saying the magic word. Here are some starter questions, but if you don't want to answer please don't deflect as it only proves my point:

-Do y'all feel if Foley knew McElwain had that crazy $7 million buyout he would have still pursued him?

-Follow up question if no: If Foley wouldn't have been caught in the livingroom of McElwain by the press do yall think he would have backed out when he learned the buy-out? Like if it was all in secret.

-I got a feeling that McElwain didn't even know he was locked in with such a huge buyout. Am I correct in your opinion?

-Most of the time "destination" jobs are the last major stop in college for a college coach- either you flop so hard you are at a mid major or you do so well the NFL hires you. Yet in the last month-ish we have watched one former UF coach win a title, and another was seen as the biggest splash hire of the SEC offseason. Heck, even Spurrier didn't take up his old visor after the NFL. What is it about UF that makes it such an unstable place for coaches in your opinion?

FINAL MEGA BONUS ROUND:

-UF has watched FSU turn into what is easily the most corrupt program in college football. I personally think the police department defending their QB is worse than anything Miami did. Does it make yall nevious to have such a loose cannon (in such a weak conference) going off in your state? Do yall have some plan, via investigative reporting or some political power play, to bring them back to a level playing field?


I have about five more questions like that I would love to ask a UF fan, but we have to start somewhere after years of pent upness.