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re: Whose Dick Do You Ride? Whose Dick Do You Wish You Could Ride?

Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:25 pm to
Posted by Bob Ag
Austin
Member since Aug 2011
3008 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:25 pm to
Horns also ride their own dicks.
This post was edited on 1/8/15 at 9:27 pm
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:28 pm to
I wish I could dickride Texas but alas, they have no dicks. They toss a mean salad though.
Posted by texashorn
Member since May 2008
13122 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:31 pm to
You poor schmucks thought other SEC fanbases would bow down to your bitch dog cult and weird shite, and would be carpeting your path with rose petals, and all the meanies from the Southwest Conference would be ancient history.

Instead, it didn't take long to get sick of your shite, and once again you're a laughingstock to your conference "mates."

Now you're whining about the big hard cock you've been riding for three years isn't as tumid as it once was (Alabama) and you're openly looking for another one to ride.

Get a goddamn life already.
This post was edited on 1/8/15 at 9:33 pm
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