re: First thing Alabama RB Derrick Henry buys with his rookie NFL paycheck?

Not exactly sure what you are talking about, because I have never made fun of Nick Marshall's eyes or his speech. Frankly, I have never noticed anything about his eyes or his speech. We have to remember that these are young men that may or may not come from very humble backgrounds and they're doing something to improve their lifestyle and probably that of their families. Their families may have done the very best that they could to provide for their children, but sometimes things were omitted because of lack of funds. I'm sure that he is embarrassed by his teeth, but he's doing the best that he can.
It must be hard for some of them to be shoved in front of the press and be expected to speak like a Rhodes Scholar. I wish them all the best and hope that Derrick Henry does get to play in the NFL and provide a better future for himself.