re: First thing Alabama RB Derrick Henry buys with his rookie NFL paycheck?

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Abs, BBC, and future millionaire > Teeth according to most womenz.

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He's got the future millionaire set up nicely. Derrick Henry will be the next Brandon Jacobs, Legarrette Blount or LeVeon Bell (can't decide which fits his playing style the best yet).

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I love some of the faux moral high ground some of you 'bama posters are bringing ITT.

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No kidding.

Nick Marshall's eyes? OK to make fun of.
Nick Marshall's speech? OK to make fun of.
Anthony Davis' unibrow? OK to make fun of.
LeBron James' receding hairline? OK to make fun of.
Dre Kirkpatrick's speech? OK to make fun of.
Derrick Henry's fricked up teeth? NOT OK to make fun of.

BTW, you could drive an 18 wheeler through Avery Young's two front teeth.

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Why are people acting like this is such a terrible thing to do? Oh no, he made fun of the guys teeth.

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Haven't you heard, bro? I'm a piece of shite. The SECRant is full of hypocrisy.

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If he played for the barn he would have at least $200,000 for dental work and all the laptops he wants

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Probably so, but I doubt he would have laptops. We would stick to the iPhone giveaway.