re: Guy impersonates Army Ranger for black friday deals

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I said it.

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Weak. I was hoping for a real diddydirtyAubie stinger™ of a comeback. You see, I've really been bored lately, nothing excites me. I tried driving the wrongway down the interstate at +100mph, a night full of cocaine and hookers in Vegas...last week I even took a vacation to a remote philippine island to hunt and kill a man but nothing worked...I just can't feel anymore.

So I figured I'd go for the one thing that would definitely do it. Pick a fight with diddy.

But then you reply with this stepped on offbrand bullshite.

That was not the diddy we've all come to know and love.