A Clemson fan, Georgia fan, and a Carolina fan were going fishing together one day when they discovered the body of a dead woman on the side of the road. The woman was completely naked so out of respect they decided to take their hats off and cover her. The Carolina fan laid his hat over her left breast, the Georgia fan laid his over her right breast, and the Clemson fan laid his over her crotch.

They called the cops and once they got there the police had to examine the body. The officer lifted the Carolina hat and wrote something on his notepad, he then lifted the Georgia hat and did the same thing. He got to the Clemson hat and lifted it, put it back down, lifted it again and then lifted again a third time.

The Clemson fan was a little upset and ask the officer was he some kind of pervert, to which the officer replied, nope just shocked, I'm used to seeing a$$holes up under these hats.

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Posted by CockInYourEar

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Posted on 11/24/14 at 9:28 am to CockInYourEar

Dabo and Chad Morris are driving their tractors through taterville, when they happen upon a goat with his head stuck in a fence. Chad Morris hops of his tractor and runs over and immediatly starts fricking the goat hard.

After a few moments of pounding this goat in the arse, Chad looks over at dabo and says "you wan git sum of this?"

Dabo says "dam yea!" and runs over and sticks his head in the fence!

Cop, with Hotdog, arrests angry tater

This post was edited on 11/24/14 at 9:40 am

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Posted by atlgamecockman