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Posted on 10/16/14 at 10:26 pm to pioneerbasketball
Posted on 10/16/14 at 10:26 pm to pioneerbasketball
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names
Names
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Posted on 10/16/14 at 10:29 pm to DMagic
Ha.
What do you call two guys with no arms or legs in the shower?
Curt and Rod
What do you call two guys with no arms or legs in the shower?
Curt and Rod
Posted on 10/16/14 at 10:34 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?
Bob
Bob
Posted on 10/16/14 at 10:37 pm to pioneerbasketball
Disney World is a people trap for a mouse
Posted on 10/16/14 at 10:39 pm to DMagic
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A Quarter Ponder with Cheese.
A Quarter Ponder with Cheese.
Posted on 10/16/14 at 10:40 pm to lsusteve1
What's the difference between a Scottishman and a Rolling Stone?
One says, "Hey you get off of my cloud" and the other says " Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe".
One says, "Hey you get off of my cloud" and the other says " Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe".
Posted on 10/16/14 at 10:42 pm to Vols&Shaft83
What do you call the annoying flap of skin around the vagina?
The woman
The woman
Posted on 10/16/14 at 10:42 pm to pioneerbasketball
2 muffins sitting in an oven
First muffing turns to the second muffin and says "man, it's hot in here!"
Second muffin says "Holy shite, a talking muffin!!!"
First muffing turns to the second muffin and says "man, it's hot in here!"
Second muffin says "Holy shite, a talking muffin!!!"
Posted on 10/16/14 at 10:43 pm to asphinctersayswhat
How do a blonde's brain cells die?
Alone
Alone
Posted on 10/16/14 at 10:49 pm to lsusteve1
Why did the feminist cross the road ?
To suck my fricking dick.
To suck my fricking dick.
Posted on 10/16/14 at 11:03 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Lame
This post was edited on 10/16/14 at 11:09 pm
Posted on 10/16/14 at 11:03 pm to BowlJackson
Dead baby jokes are a no no FYI
Posted on 10/16/14 at 11:07 pm to DMagic
Since when?
Posted on 10/16/14 at 11:08 pm to BowlJackson
Since I've been around at least
Posted on 10/16/14 at 11:08 pm to DMagic
Oh... Well that's lame
This post was edited on 10/16/14 at 11:09 pm
Posted on 10/16/14 at 11:09 pm to pioneerbasketball
A Bama fan and a Tennessee fan are walking in the woods . . .
Bama fan says, "Look out for that dead bird."
Tennessee fan looks up and ask, "Where?"
Bama fan says, "Look out for that dead bird."
Tennessee fan looks up and ask, "Where?"
This post was edited on 10/16/14 at 11:11 pm
Posted on 10/16/14 at 11:11 pm to Bham4Tide
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Bama and Tennessee fans are walking in the woods . . .
Bama fan says, "Look out for that dead bird."
Tennessee fan looks up and ask, "Where?"
frick you
Posted on 10/16/14 at 11:11 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Posted on 10/16/14 at 11:17 pm to pioneerbasketball
Whats the difference between riding a moped and fricking a fat girl?
Answer: Both are fun but you dont want your friends to see you do it.
Answer: Both are fun but you dont want your friends to see you do it.
Posted on 10/16/14 at 11:34 pm to DMagic
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a mailbox?
Bill
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a hole?
Phil
Bill
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a hole?
Phil
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