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re: JC Carillo picks A&M by 10 points
Posted on 10/3/14 at 11:25 am to Tridentds
Posted on 10/3/14 at 11:25 am to Tridentds
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Rolling into Starkville this evening with the Fighting Texas Aggie War Hymm blaring through the front grill of my F250.
When you leave Texas, you end up in Starkville. When you end up in Starkville, you blare the Aggie War Hymn in your f250. When you blare your Aggie War Hymn, you get jumped for being a douchebag. When you get jumped for being a douchebag, you go to the hospital. When you go to the hospital, you get painkillers. When you get painkillers, you drink too much. When you drink too much on painkillers, you wake in the morning with a condom in your arse. Don't wake up in the morning with a condom in your arse
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Posted on 10/3/14 at 11:26 am to deltaland
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Don't wake up in the morning with a condom in your arse
Just another morning in aggieland amiright
Posted on 10/3/14 at 11:31 am to deltaland
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Don't wake up in the morning with a condom in your arse
No matter what you said I cannot argue with the last sentence.
Hope we have a good game with no injuries.
I'm not sure my neighbor JC knows that much about football anyway.
Posted on 10/3/14 at 11:33 am to deltaland
How long would you say jumping and gangbanging dudes has been accepted practice in Mississippi?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
Posted on 10/3/14 at 11:38 am to deltaland
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Don't wake up in the morning with a condom in your arse
Yeah, condoms suck!
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