re: Bo Wallace is probably the best quarterback in the SEC going into week 5

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Have you been outside today?

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No, for I have remained within my secluded bunker since 1999. I made the mistake of being an early adopter for MREs and an abandoned missile silo, not to mention a large number of Hostess Snowballs. I'm not leaving until all this stuff is eaten.

Thankfully Tiger Direct delivers to locations marked "undisclosed" and I've been able to keep up with current technology. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to check on my Pets.com stocks.