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Gameday sign ideas

Posted on 9/30/14 at 11:52 am
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
27707 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 11:52 am
Here are my submissions:
1) "Nick Saban has a small peen"

2) "Mark Richt has lost control of ISIS"

3) "Mark Richt hates the middle class"

4) "I'd like a pinot grigio, please. Light ice. - Gus Malzahn"

5) "I've seen Kristin Saban's boobs"

6) "Kristin Saban toss my salad"

7) "Lane Kiffin has puffy nipples"

8) "We haven't been in the headlines this much since desegregation"

9) "Ooh, ooh, harder, oh yes, oh yes, that's the spot, ooh, ooh, oh god, I'm going to . . . - Nick Saban"

10) "Big Ole Labia"

11) "27-24"
Posted by SwayzeBalla
Member since Dec 2011
19497 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 11:58 am to
"I didn't go to Alabama either"
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
27707 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 11:59 am to
/thread
Posted by Whereisomaha
Member since Feb 2010
17939 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 12:07 pm to
"Tyler Siskey stole my sign"
Posted by Billy Mays
Member since Jan 2009
25504 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

"Tyler Siskey stole my sign"


Will be disappointed if we don't see this
Posted by SwayzeBalla
Member since Dec 2011
19497 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 12:08 pm to
"Bear Bryant drank all my whiskey"
Posted by Whereisomaha
Member since Feb 2010
17939 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 12:11 pm to
"Sorry Gump, Jenny is with Dr. Bo"
Posted by HailFreezusOver
Oxford
Member since Sep 2014
6262 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 12:56 pm to
This..
" Tyler Siskey stole my signs"
I like this..

*have not figured out how to quote from mobile yet.

Also, side note.. Long time rant creeper, recently got an account i have appreciated you guys from a far and enjoy the witticisms
This post was edited on 9/30/14 at 12:59 pm
Posted by HailFreezusOver
Oxford
Member since Sep 2014
6262 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 1:00 pm to
8) "We haven't been in the headlines this much since desegregation"


Some one make this happen.
Posted by TheNorthPlace
Listen to Big KRIT
Member since Dec 2012
1302 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 1:03 pm to
quote:

"We haven't been in the headlines this much since desegregation"


quote:

Some one make this happen


Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
39545 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 1:06 pm to
Bama fans: Proving stereotypes correct 85% at a time.
Posted by European Rebel
Member since Jun 2013
26 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 1:16 pm to
Ok, I'll also take a try at this:

Alabama, where your mother might also be your sister.

Youngblood for Heisman!

Keeping up with the Nkemdichians

In Freezus' name, amen!



This post was edited on 9/30/14 at 1:38 pm
Posted by SouthMSReb
Member since Dec 2013
4612 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 1:19 pm to
Please don't poison our trees
Posted by Rebel Land Shark
Member since Jul 2013
30311 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

"I didn't go to Alabama either"


I'm doing something similar to this
Posted by HailFreezusOver
Oxford
Member since Sep 2014
6262 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 1:33 pm to
Its funny because we cant change the past, might as well roll with the punches. Everyone thinks you're one thing even when you're not..

Trust me wouldn't want to propagate the "OLD Miss is racist " mantra .

Just think if you cant laugh at yourself and history you haven't come as far as you think, or changed as much as you think.

Poking fun shows a change in mentality, IMO.
Avoiding it shows embarrassment or trying to hide something, that isn't actually there.
Posted by HailFreezusOver
Oxford
Member since Sep 2014
6262 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

Alabama, where your mother might also be your sister.


quote:

Keeping up with the Nkemdichians


These are winners.
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 2:24 pm to
Wright Thompson hearts Michael Sam.
Posted by RebelOP
Misty Mountain Top
Member since Jun 2013
12488 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 2:25 pm to
"frick Gatorade...We got SURGE!"
Posted by RebelOP
Misty Mountain Top
Member since Jun 2013
12488 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 2:26 pm to
quote:

" Tyler Siskey stole my signs"


I just busted out laughing
Posted by ByTheBigTree
Member since Apr 2013
95 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 2:33 pm to
"Katherine Webb is a 5 at Ole Miss"
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