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re: Hilarious article about Aggy
Posted on 9/30/14 at 8:07 pm to TeLeFaWx
Posted on 9/30/14 at 8:07 pm to TeLeFaWx
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Is that why Sorkin put A&M in the silent drill opening scene in A Few Good Men?
It was a really stupid deal. Company went on a run at night and a freshman with a congenital heart defect dropped dead. Very unfortunate, of course, but nobody was to blame. But THEN the "scholastic officer", in charge of making sure freshmen were studying when they should be studying, made up his records that he hadn't been keeping up with. And got caught at it. And the next thing I know after F-1 has been disbanded and then reestablished is they're putting females and males in the same company (on the same dorm floor using the same crappers). Dog and cat mixed marriages. I can't possibly imagine how that could work. TBird obviously has a different opinion.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 6:29 am to finestfirst79
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I can't possibly imagine how that could work.
It works like this. If the girl is attractive, all the guys will want to frick her. And they'll be really nice, until she decides which one of the group of guys she want to frick as well. Then you'll have secret sex for a while, then everyone finds out, and she's not as popular with all the guys, and she gets resentful from the lack of attention, and then you'll bang for a while, but the fighting will get worse, and then she'll hate you because she'll realize that her group of friends is actually your group of friends because the basis of the friendships is by proxy and her flirtatious nature which she pretends is harmless but deep down she knows that's why she gets attention because she's gorgeous and all guys really want her is a terrible way to base a friendship, and she'll wallow in misery and then get married to the weird homeschooled dude next apartment over because he's naive and will put up with all her bullshite because he'll never talk to a chick that attractive otherwise.
That's how it works.
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