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re: Is Gus sending spies to Fayetteville to see what Bert is up to?
Posted on 8/22/14 at 1:20 pm to WDE24
Posted on 8/22/14 at 1:20 pm to WDE24
Absolutely true, happened last year too.
We caught some people wearing Auburn gear between the Louisiana and Missouri state lines so we gave them a friendly waterboarding session for info. Apparently they were in conjunction with ISIS to film practices as well as film Bert banging his wife to get all the carnal details of our game plan.
It worked, but unfortunately for poor Swain the image of Bert's fat slaying a hot Vegas stripper was too much for him, causing him to collapse in terror.
We caught some people wearing Auburn gear between the Louisiana and Missouri state lines so we gave them a friendly waterboarding session for info. Apparently they were in conjunction with ISIS to film practices as well as film Bert banging his wife to get all the carnal details of our game plan.
It worked, but unfortunately for poor Swain the image of Bert's fat slaying a hot Vegas stripper was too much for him, causing him to collapse in terror.
This post was edited on 8/22/14 at 1:21 pm
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Posted on 8/22/14 at 1:26 pm to BennyAndTheInkJets
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Apparently they were in conjunction with ISIS
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