re: We will be very good this year

One time when i was younger i was hanging out with some friends on acid but i was sober, sort of a nanny. I pissed in my own mouth just to make them laugh, but they didnt laugh, they all immediatley devolved into their own weird dick rituals including one who cut a tennis ball open and wrapped it around his balls and walked around trying to make his balls bounce off different surfaces. The only way i could get him to stop was to convince him his hand was bleeding.