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re: I have a kidney stone.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 7:09 pm to BluegrassBelle
Posted on 7/25/14 at 7:09 pm to BluegrassBelle
Agree. She's had what, about six months of all the attention? It's time for some reciprocation.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 9:37 pm to Slippery Slope
I had my first one in October 2012. I literally thought a wolverine with razor blades taped to his claws was tearing its may out if my right flank. I had no idea what it was. All I knew is I couldn't breath and I grunted. I drove myself to the ER of the hospital I work at and the second I walked in the ER doc who I know very well said "You've got a kidney stone bud!" I was relieved that it wasn't dick cancer or aliens coming out of my testicles or any other possibility I thought of on that 7 minute drive. It was that night I realized Dilaudid is very over rated but God sent an Angel to Earth to create Toradol.
This post was edited on 7/25/14 at 9:38 pm
Posted on 7/25/14 at 9:38 pm to MaroonNation
War stories about Kidney Stones... Is this an old man board??? Heck Im probably older than all of you!
Posted on 7/25/14 at 10:37 pm to Slippery Slope
I've had my foot run over by a lawn mower, I've been hit by a car, I've had too much Jägermeister, and I've had a kidney stone.
I'm scared of the kidney stone.
I'm scared of the kidney stone.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 10:48 pm to Slippery Slope
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Slippery Slope
I had one. ... one. That was enough.
I pissed blood for a couple of weeks before going to my doctor.
After they decided it wasn't cancer they sent me to a urologistwho said it was a big kidney stone
They couldn't do the sonic wave thing so that had to go up my Johnson (using and extra long laser) and bust it up. They took out what they could while I was out ... left some pieces I had to pass.
Pissed razor blades for two weeks.
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