Started By
Message
re: How would you announce your commitment to a school?
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:29 pm to wdeinttown
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:29 pm to wdeinttown
I would dress like Turd Ferguson with a big giant foam cowboy hat, point a fake gun with my hand and yell "phew, phew" as I shoot the LSU and Schtyate hats off the table. Then I will get in a bear costume and drink a Mad Dog 20/20 (strawberry kiwi, of course) until it's empty. Then sign my name in blood on a dollar bill. Go Rebs.
1
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:31 pm to DingDongEddieStrong
I'd have every hat on the table but Alabama then I would point at the next closest school to get me and talk about how it doesn't have "swag," throw the next hat into the stands, and point and laugh at the last one
then I would reach into a trash bag and pull out an off off off off off brand Bama script A hat
"I will be attending Alabama University. Roll Tide"
then I would reach into a trash bag and pull out an off off off off off brand Bama script A hat
"I will be attending Alabama University. Roll Tide"
Page 1 of 1
Popular
Back to top
Follow SECRant for SEC Football News