re: Dont read this if you are not a man of strong faith and conviction: I have crack

Alright. I got through to Siri.......

She told me to quit fricking with the Numb3rs, and then a hand popped out of my phone and slapped me across the face.


Just looked in the mirror and there's a big red mark on my cheek the clearly resembles the numb3r 34.


I'm out. You people are playing with fire here.......