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Posted on 6/27/14 at 11:21 pm
Posted by JustinBieberFan
Missouri
Member since May 2014
899 posts
Posted on 6/27/14 at 11:21 pm
I wanted to ask y'all this cause I trust y'all's advice the most.

I was talking to a girl tonight and said hey where have you been? I haven't seen you in about a month. She said I was recovering from these.implants. I then said Honestly I didn't even notice. She instantly gave me a look like I killed her dog or something. And then walked off.

WTF, I thought it was all about getting the boob job to look as natural as possible. Ridiculously huge fake boobs are ridiculous.

Was this a missed opportunity?
Posted by olemiss5931
Augusta, GA
Member since Apr 2012
2247 posts
Posted on 6/27/14 at 11:24 pm to
Sounds like an attention whore
Posted by JustinBieberFan
Missouri
Member since May 2014
899 posts
Posted on 6/27/14 at 11:33 pm to
I think your right.

I just don't get women sometimes.
Posted by reggierayreb
Member since Nov 2012
18962 posts
Posted on 6/27/14 at 11:45 pm to


Posted by fillmoregandt
OTM
Member since Nov 2009
14368 posts
Posted on 6/27/14 at 11:47 pm to
quote:

Was this a missed opportunity?


Big time
Posted by pankReb
Defending National Champs Fan
Member since Mar 2009
71645 posts
Posted on 6/27/14 at 11:48 pm to
nah....you were totally in the right. They totally shelled out a couple grand for a new pair of tits so that people wouldn't notice them. Absolutely no idea why she would be upset.























fricking kids these days, man.
Posted by FrozenPancakes
TSUN
Member since Jan 2013
926 posts
Posted on 6/28/14 at 12:09 am to
I bet she's glad you didn't notice her fake tits
Posted by JustinBieberFan
Missouri
Member since May 2014
899 posts
Posted on 6/28/14 at 12:45 am to
If she wanted to be noticed she should have just bought a t shirt that said "I frick on the first date".
Cheaper
Less painful

It's all about the fake boob that looks natural. I gave her a compliment she just didn't realize it.
Posted by JustinBieberFan
Missouri
Member since May 2014
899 posts
Posted on 6/28/14 at 1:09 am to
Update

Talked through text. Said she got them to be noticed by men.


wtf I don't just state at racks all day
Posted by olemiss5931
Augusta, GA
Member since Apr 2012
2247 posts
Posted on 6/28/14 at 1:24 am to
Average naturals>big fakes
Posted by pankReb
Defending National Champs Fan
Member since Mar 2009
71645 posts
Posted on 6/28/14 at 1:44 am to
quote:



Talked through text. Said she got them to be noticed by men.



Congrats...you've now been promoted to goddamned Admiral Obvious.

Attention whores man.
Posted by UMRealist
Member since Feb 2013
35906 posts
Posted on 6/28/14 at 6:25 am to
quote:

wtf I don't just state at racks all day


You gay brah?
Posted by JustinBieberFan
Missouri
Member since May 2014
899 posts
Posted on 6/28/14 at 9:47 am to
I think she might be playing head games with me.

Fake tits = attention
Fake tits that don't get attention = fake drama
Fake drama = attention
Posted by JustinBieberFan
Missouri
Member since May 2014
899 posts
Posted on 6/28/14 at 9:48 am to
I'm just not observant.

I don't notice haircuts or shite like that either.
This post was edited on 6/28/14 at 9:51 am
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Member since Sep 2012
25421 posts
Posted on 6/28/14 at 10:36 am to
Wtf is this thread? Teen problems?
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