re: What obscure or hero jerseys would you actually wear?

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10 Commandments of College Football (Travis)
#4. Thou shall not wear a college kid's jersey to a game.
First, it's impossible for a grown man not to look like a tool wearing a jersey. It just is. The only possible exception to this rule is if it's your son playing and...nope, you still look like a tool. Second, lots of you are wearing a teenager's jersey. You were over 21 when this child was born. Isn't that a little bit humiliating? You could have fathered this child and now a generation later you're wearing his jersey?
There are two gameday outfits that no man can screw up:
a. coach's polo with either jeans or khakis.
b. school polo with either jeans or khakis.
(No, Florida fans, this does not include jean shorts. If you wear jeans, that means pants.)
Right now every single woman reading this piece -- there are at least two -- is nodding her head. Don't overcomplicate this, just wear a. or b. (Note: shorts are fine. It's really, really hot everywhere.)

This isn't about Beta Male. Notice the inference to what a women would think.

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