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Posted on 6/1/14 at 2:56 pm
Posted on 6/1/14 at 2:56 pm
Posted on 6/1/14 at 3:11 pm to mosoblkcougar
Tennessee is probably more Arya Stark right now. We're running around somewhere lost with a very sharp object in our hand. We've shown we can kill but it will be a while til we're fully grown (back).
(I just finished Book I so don't spoil me guys w/anything past season 1).
(I just finished Book I so don't spoil me guys w/anything past season 1).
Posted on 6/1/14 at 3:13 pm to mosoblkcougar
dumb, predictable.... holy crap MSU
Posted on 6/1/14 at 3:16 pm to Nimbus2000
cock everyone dies in GOT.
Posted on 6/1/14 at 3:22 pm to Prof
FWIW I'm totally kidding. I haven't read the books but she's still going strong in the 3rd season.
Posted on 6/1/14 at 3:30 pm to CockRocket
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FWIW I'm totally kidding. I haven't read the books but she's still going strong in the 3rd season.
YAY! The books are fantastic. I started the first one and thought 'it will take forever to get through this...' but it hooked me on the first page. When I was about 20 percent of the way through, I was taking it with me everywhere I went even if I was just going to grab something in the kitchen.
I've heard the show has stayed true to the books but taken a different approach with their timelines. I like to marathon watch so I'll probably end up watching all of the seasons at once when the show is finished.
Posted on 6/1/14 at 3:38 pm to mosoblkcougar
Kentucky gets a bad arse and we get a lord of the rings tard.
Posted on 6/1/14 at 3:38 pm to CockRocket
fricking spoilers man. Wtf
Posted on 6/1/14 at 3:40 pm to Prof
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Tennessee is probably more Arya Stark right now. We're running around somewhere lost with a very sharp object in our hand. We've shown we can kill but it will be a while til we're fully grown (back).
(I just finished Book I so don't spoil me guys w/anything past season 1).
Nah, y'all are more like Ser Dontos.
Posted on 6/1/14 at 3:45 pm to mosoblkcougar
Come on man
Which famous German is your SEC school?
Alabama: Arminius
Arminius led a bunch of early Germans to victory in the Battle of the Teutoburg Forest which was basically a butchering of a few Roman Legions in an ambush. Ever since then he's been made out to be some hugely successful mythical hero and shite. Given way more credit than deserved just like Bama.
Arkansas: Hermann Göring
Too easy. Bert is a fat arse. Goring was a fat arse.
Auburn: Heinz Guderian
Guderian "invented" the Blitzkrieg much like Malzahn with the HUNH.
Florida: Hugo Boss
Boss was a fashion designer and real trendsetter in Germany just like Florida with Jorts. He was also a Nazi so he was horrible, just like Florida.
Georgia: Alfred Hugenberg
Hugenberg was an old school German who thought he was on the cusp of taking power by creating a coalition with Hitler. He was so close but his time never came, just like Georgia.
Kentucky: Franz Ferdinand
The Austrians are arguably Germans but people seem to forget that just like people often forget Kentucky. Ferdinand is only really notable for getting murdered also just like Kentucky.
LSU: Martin Luther
Luther was a key figure in the protestant reformation that swept a way a bunch of stuffy Catholic rules and opened the door for partying. He loved beer too: “Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!” LSU fans are famous partiers and drunkards just like Luther. Most of them are Catholics so this is the obvious choice in the jimmy rustling department.
Ole Miss: Richard Wagner
Wagner was a really classy guy. He composed that "ride of the valkyries" song we all know and also came up with what is arguably the inspiration for the lord of the rings, the "Der Ring des Nibelungen". He was also kind of racist and Hitler, who was really kind of racist, absolutely loved Wagner's jams.
Mississippi State: Group award - The Volga Germans
Catherine the Great of Russia, originally being from Germany, invited a bunch of poor German farmers to settle on a shitty river in the middle of no where in Russia. It was terrible and their lives sucked. A lot of them then emigrated to Kansas. Those that stayed got forcibly moved by Stalin to Kazakhstan. Sucks to be a Volga German.
Missouri: Immanuel Kant
Kant was a crazy philosopher (just like killz) from Königsberg, the yankee part of what was once Germany.
South Carolina: Otto von Bismarck
Through careful diplomacy and calculated conflict Bismarck engineered the rise of Prussia and the formation of the German Empire, much like SC engineered the evolution of the American South.
Texas A&M: Ludwig II
Ludwig was king of Bavaria and Bavaria is often called the Texas of Germany. Ludwig was also thought to have been gay, the Aggies are gay.
Tennessee: Francis II
Francis' Habsburg family used to run shite in Germany. They held the HRE throne for nearly three hundred years then it all fell apart when Francis got his shite kicked in by Napoleon much like Tennessee's recent crash and burn.
Vanderbilt: Albert Einstein
Nerds. Pretty simple.
Which famous German is your SEC school?
Alabama: Arminius
Arminius led a bunch of early Germans to victory in the Battle of the Teutoburg Forest which was basically a butchering of a few Roman Legions in an ambush. Ever since then he's been made out to be some hugely successful mythical hero and shite. Given way more credit than deserved just like Bama.
Arkansas: Hermann Göring
Too easy. Bert is a fat arse. Goring was a fat arse.
Auburn: Heinz Guderian
Guderian "invented" the Blitzkrieg much like Malzahn with the HUNH.
Florida: Hugo Boss
Boss was a fashion designer and real trendsetter in Germany just like Florida with Jorts. He was also a Nazi so he was horrible, just like Florida.
Georgia: Alfred Hugenberg
Hugenberg was an old school German who thought he was on the cusp of taking power by creating a coalition with Hitler. He was so close but his time never came, just like Georgia.
Kentucky: Franz Ferdinand
The Austrians are arguably Germans but people seem to forget that just like people often forget Kentucky. Ferdinand is only really notable for getting murdered also just like Kentucky.
LSU: Martin Luther
Luther was a key figure in the protestant reformation that swept a way a bunch of stuffy Catholic rules and opened the door for partying. He loved beer too: “Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!” LSU fans are famous partiers and drunkards just like Luther. Most of them are Catholics so this is the obvious choice in the jimmy rustling department.
Ole Miss: Richard Wagner
Wagner was a really classy guy. He composed that "ride of the valkyries" song we all know and also came up with what is arguably the inspiration for the lord of the rings, the "Der Ring des Nibelungen". He was also kind of racist and Hitler, who was really kind of racist, absolutely loved Wagner's jams.
Mississippi State: Group award - The Volga Germans
Catherine the Great of Russia, originally being from Germany, invited a bunch of poor German farmers to settle on a shitty river in the middle of no where in Russia. It was terrible and their lives sucked. A lot of them then emigrated to Kansas. Those that stayed got forcibly moved by Stalin to Kazakhstan. Sucks to be a Volga German.
Missouri: Immanuel Kant
Kant was a crazy philosopher (just like killz) from Königsberg, the yankee part of what was once Germany.
South Carolina: Otto von Bismarck
Through careful diplomacy and calculated conflict Bismarck engineered the rise of Prussia and the formation of the German Empire, much like SC engineered the evolution of the American South.
Texas A&M: Ludwig II
Ludwig was king of Bavaria and Bavaria is often called the Texas of Germany. Ludwig was also thought to have been gay, the Aggies are gay.
Tennessee: Francis II
Francis' Habsburg family used to run shite in Germany. They held the HRE throne for nearly three hundred years then it all fell apart when Francis got his shite kicked in by Napoleon much like Tennessee's recent crash and burn.
Vanderbilt: Albert Einstein
Nerds. Pretty simple.
Posted on 6/1/14 at 3:53 pm to Korin
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Anyone BUT Dany.
I know how you feel. Dany and Sansa are the two most annoying characters.
Posted on 6/1/14 at 5:15 pm to mosoblkcougar
Robert Baratheon? Terrible list.
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