re: So I shite my pants today

I did it my first week while at a new job once. I was using the urinal and let one rip. But got more than I bargained for. There was somebody sitting in one stall so I walked out, waited 10 seconds walked back in got in a stall, sat and waited for him to leave, took stock if my losses and cleaned my rear and tossed the undies.

Unfortunately it was my boss in the stall and he recognized my shoes. he stuck his head in my office 10 minutes later to ask if I was having problems and laugh at me