re: A recap of my visit to the arse Doctor. (Don't laugh, it could happen to you)

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46pm I'm trying frantically to make my penis look bigger. I fail miserably

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4:52pm I never get to poop, It was a trick. 

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5:05pm Dr. Moore tells me that my sphincter is "extraordinarily tight." 

5:05pm I tell Dr. Moore thank you.

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5:07pm I'm worried about Doc turning dis cheerio into a doughnut. 

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