re: NBC SEC Basketball Conference Report

Dear SECRant,

I would like to ask for your help during this holiday season to give a minute of your time to help the less fortunate by emailing NBC and asking that Auburn be moved to 12a instead of last. We've been last for so long that way too many children don't know what it is like not sucking hind tit. Here is your chance to help ease that suffering by emailing [link=(nbcsportshelp@nbcuni.com)]nbcsportshelp@nbcuni.com[/link] and pleading with them to throw us a bone and put us ahead of Georgia and tied with A&M. I could even make a strong argument that we should be even with State and in a 3 way tie for 11th but I don't want to seem greedy. No child should go through life constantly sucking hind tit so your support in this matter would be greatly appreciated.


Signed,

The 50 or so AU fans worldwide that <3 the game they play with the round orange bouncy thing.