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I have no idea what teams to dickride this weekend
Posted on 12/4/13 at 10:48 am
Posted on 12/4/13 at 10:48 am
Many of my fellow Bama fans are sporting Duke flair. But that's not enough.
Worst case scenario: Duke, Auburn, and OSU win. Auburn plays OSU and probably wins the goddamn MNC. So if Auburn and OSU both win, Duke winning would actually be the worst thing for me as a Bama fan.
Best case scenario: Duke, Auburn, and MSU win. Bama/AU rematch for the Natty
Of course, realistically, Duke has little to no chance against FSU and thus Bama is out of the BCSNC. I'm okay with this, but I want to go to New Orleans as a consolation. It's the most awesome city for a sporting event. But I would also trade a trip to New Orleans in order to keep the crystal out of Auburn.
I don't want Auburn to win the SEC Championship, but I do if it means they will rematch Bama. Do I root for Auburn or not?
Then there's the fact that the SECCG is in the afternoon, while the B1GCG and ACCCG are both in primetime. So if Auburn wins, I have to simultaneously root for Duke and MSU to either both win or both lose but not one win and one lose.
It's all very confusing. I really have no clue who to dickride. LSU fans, help me out.
Worst case scenario: Duke, Auburn, and OSU win. Auburn plays OSU and probably wins the goddamn MNC. So if Auburn and OSU both win, Duke winning would actually be the worst thing for me as a Bama fan.
Best case scenario: Duke, Auburn, and MSU win. Bama/AU rematch for the Natty
Of course, realistically, Duke has little to no chance against FSU and thus Bama is out of the BCSNC. I'm okay with this, but I want to go to New Orleans as a consolation. It's the most awesome city for a sporting event. But I would also trade a trip to New Orleans in order to keep the crystal out of Auburn.
I don't want Auburn to win the SEC Championship, but I do if it means they will rematch Bama. Do I root for Auburn or not?
Then there's the fact that the SECCG is in the afternoon, while the B1GCG and ACCCG are both in primetime. So if Auburn wins, I have to simultaneously root for Duke and MSU to either both win or both lose but not one win and one lose.
It's all very confusing. I really have no clue who to dickride. LSU fans, help me out.

Posted on 12/4/13 at 10:49 am to genro
First world problems

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I really have no clue who to dickride. LSU fans, help me out.

This post was edited on 12/4/13 at 10:51 am
Posted on 12/4/13 at 10:50 am to genro
Never seen so much Duke talk before.
FSU won their games by an average of 42.7. That is not thier scoring average...that is thier margin of victory average.
Be a Bama fan...cheer Oh St and FSU.
FSU won their games by an average of 42.7. That is not thier scoring average...that is thier margin of victory average.
Be a Bama fan...cheer Oh St and FSU.
Posted on 12/4/13 at 10:50 am to genro
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I really have no clue who to dickride. LSU fans, help me out.
I laughed for real.
Posted on 12/4/13 at 10:50 am to genro
Get out your speculum and ride em all.
Posted on 12/4/13 at 10:50 am to genro
No one. See, other teams fans aren't band wagon fans and go down with the ship. We don't jump to the nearest good team.
Posted on 12/4/13 at 10:50 am to genro
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LSU fans, help me out.

Posted on 12/4/13 at 10:51 am to genro
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I really have no clue who to dickride. LSU fans, help me out.
I see it!!
Posted on 12/4/13 at 10:53 am to genro
Duke winning is a good thing (albeit virtually impossible...but we can always hope).
Michigan State will NOT lose. They remember the unholy arse whipping from 2010 and they would walk through fire to avoid playing Alabama again.
So rematch the Iron Bowl! Or, more likely, FSU vs auburn.
Michigan State will NOT lose. They remember the unholy arse whipping from 2010 and they would walk through fire to avoid playing Alabama again.
So rematch the Iron Bowl! Or, more likely, FSU vs auburn.
Posted on 12/4/13 at 10:53 am to genro
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It's all very confusing. I really have no clue who to dickride. LSU fans, help me out.

Posted on 12/4/13 at 10:54 am to genro
Just enjoy watching it play out, and know that Auburn will win the crystal no matter what..
Posted on 12/4/13 at 10:54 am to genro
It's gonna take Duke winning for us to make it to the NCG. Plus frick FSU 

Posted on 12/4/13 at 10:54 am to Crimson Legend
quote:I know we shite on OSU (and like I said, Auburn would probably beat them) but based on common opponents they look superior to MSU
Michigan State will NOT lose.
Posted on 12/4/13 at 10:55 am to genro
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It's all very confusing. I really have no clue who to dickride. LSU fans, help me out.
ISWYDT

Posted on 12/4/13 at 10:55 am to genro
quote:FYP
Worst case scenario: Duke, Auburn, and MSU win. Bama/AU rematch for the Natty
Posted on 12/4/13 at 10:57 am to genro
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It's all very confusing. I really have no clue who to dickride. LSU fans, help me out.
The melt is still going on.

Posted on 12/4/13 at 10:58 am to genro
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I really have no clue who to dickride. LSU fans, help me out
Lets...TAKE A SECOND to think about this!!
BAMMM...n' stuff!!
Posted on 12/4/13 at 10:58 am to genro
Mizzou. That's the most likely scenario to eliminate Auburn from BCS consideration.
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