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re: A&M fans, a question for you about this weekend's game ...
Posted on 11/26/13 at 3:06 pm to scrooster
Posted on 11/26/13 at 3:06 pm to scrooster
scrooster, watching you squirm in desperation is deliciously entertaining, so I'm of a mind to let it continue.
BUT, to be sporting, I will clue you in.
I've explained this before but just as a reminder, Mizzou truly specializes in heartbreak. The main reason I felt like Mizzou would win at Ole Miss is that losing with 2 games left to Atlanta would not be all the heartbreaking or gutwrenching. It would merit a shrug, but not sticking my head in the microwave. Mizzou's specialty is the latter.
You Cocks are acting all deflated and desperate when, if you knew Mizzou at all, you'd realize this is exactly the sort of moment when you should be the most confident and optimistic. In order for our fans to get Missouried, in order to get Fifth Downed or Tyus Edneyed or however particular way we are to Mizzou this up, the key is that our fans and the whole country have to believe. We have to be picked to make the Final Four, have to be making making plane reservations to Atlanta, our fans have to already be halfway out onto the field to tear down the goalpost. That's the set up, and it works every time.
Just keep track of which side of the field JFF is moving toward in the fourth quarter. If he's throwing toward our cursed north endzone where the rock M is, you are gonna be a happy little cock by game's end. I mean it. It's Missouri. If JFF throws a hail mary as time expires and a spaceship lands in our north endzone and a maroon-clad E.T. jumps out to make a diving catch for a one point victory, I want you to have expected it. It's what we do.
BUT, to be sporting, I will clue you in.
I've explained this before but just as a reminder, Mizzou truly specializes in heartbreak. The main reason I felt like Mizzou would win at Ole Miss is that losing with 2 games left to Atlanta would not be all the heartbreaking or gutwrenching. It would merit a shrug, but not sticking my head in the microwave. Mizzou's specialty is the latter.
You Cocks are acting all deflated and desperate when, if you knew Mizzou at all, you'd realize this is exactly the sort of moment when you should be the most confident and optimistic. In order for our fans to get Missouried, in order to get Fifth Downed or Tyus Edneyed or however particular way we are to Mizzou this up, the key is that our fans and the whole country have to believe. We have to be picked to make the Final Four, have to be making making plane reservations to Atlanta, our fans have to already be halfway out onto the field to tear down the goalpost. That's the set up, and it works every time.
Just keep track of which side of the field JFF is moving toward in the fourth quarter. If he's throwing toward our cursed north endzone where the rock M is, you are gonna be a happy little cock by game's end. I mean it. It's Missouri. If JFF throws a hail mary as time expires and a spaceship lands in our north endzone and a maroon-clad E.T. jumps out to make a diving catch for a one point victory, I want you to have expected it. It's what we do.
This post was edited on 11/26/13 at 3:08 pm
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Posted on 11/26/13 at 3:27 pm to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
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I want you to have expected it. It's what we do.
Posted on 11/26/13 at 10:59 pm to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
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scrooster, watching you squirm in desperation is deliciously entertaining, so I'm of a mind to let it continue. BUT, to be sporting, I will clue you in. I've explained this before but just as a reminder, Mizzou truly specializes in heartbreak. The main reason I felt like Mizzou would win at Ole Miss is that losing with 2 games left to Atlanta would not be all the heartbreaking or gutwrenching. It would merit a shrug, but not sticking my head in the microwave. Mizzou's specialty is the latter. You Cocks are acting all deflated and desperate when, if you knew Mizzou at all, you'd realize this is exactly the sort of moment when you should be the most confident and optimistic. In order for our fans to get Missouried, in order to get Fifth Downed or Tyus Edneyed or however particular way we are to Mizzou this up, the key is that our fans and the whole country have to believe. We have to be picked to make the Final Four, have to be making making plane reservations to Atlanta, our fans have to already be halfway out onto the field to tear down the goalpost. That's the set up, and it works every time. Just keep track of which side of the field JFF is moving toward in the fourth quarter. If he's throwing toward our cursed north endzone where the rock M is, you are gonna be a happy little cock by game's end. I mean it. It's Missouri. If JFF throws a hail mary as time expires and a spaceship lands in our north endzone and a maroon-clad E.T. jumps out to make a diving catch for a one point victory, I want you to have expected it. It's what we do.
Good god man. Find your testicles immediately.
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