re: A'Shawn Robinson has Twice as Many Sacks as Clowney

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Can we hang out? I'll pay you 20 interwebz just so people see us in cyberspace together and think that I'm actually cool.

I'll get e-laid in no time.

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So jealous of my wit, charm, and ability to evaluate football talent. I've never seen, or heard of you, which is probably why you don't realize my greatness. It's also probably why you want so much to be like me.