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Has anyone ever eatin at Smashburger?

Posted on 11/6/13 at 9:37 pm
Posted by BlackPawnMartyr
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 11/6/13 at 9:37 pm
Well if you haven't don't. Smashburger, more like shitty burger. Don't know how I could think smashing the hell out of a burger and getting all the plump juices out could make it even more tasty. Or maybe they don't smash them and they just give you less meat, as a ploy. Either way the burger sucked arse. Worst burger specialty joint ever. They also give you those really thin fries that it takes like 5 of them to put together to make a real fry.
This post was edited on 11/6/13 at 9:43 pm
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
62564 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 9:38 pm to
...so all in all you give it a B+ or so?
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 9:39 pm to
It's not a lot different than Five Guys. Maybe you just went to a bad one.
Posted by GatorsGators
Member since Oct 2012
13804 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 9:40 pm to
If you're not going to Five Guys', you're doing this whole burger thing wrong.
This post was edited on 11/6/13 at 9:43 pm
Posted by BlackPawnMartyr
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2010
16280 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 9:41 pm to
quote:

It's not a lot different than Five Guys.


its been about a year and a half since I have eatin at a 5 guys but I seem to remember them having more robust burgers and fries, could be wrong.
This post was edited on 11/6/13 at 9:46 pm
Posted by BlackPawnMartyr
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2010
16280 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 9:43 pm to
quote:

If you're not going to Five Guys', you're doing this whole burger thing wrong.


I actually passed one up to get to Smashburger. I usually eat pretty healthy but had been having a urge for the last few days for a burger, so I figured hell ill try something new.

quote:

It should be "eaten."


Thought crossed my mind but it still sounded right. Ill edit
Posted by BlackPawnMartyr
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2010
16280 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 9:45 pm to
quote:

B+ or so?


Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 9:46 pm to
quote:

its been about a year and a half since I have eating at a 5 guys but I seem to remember them having more robust burgers and fries, could be wrong.


You're wrong...



Posted by BlackPawnMartyr
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2010
16280 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 9:48 pm to
quote:

You're wrong.


Big fries...check.

That patty may not be huge, but its near twice the size of a ShittyBurger.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
62564 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 9:49 pm to
Five Guys fries suuuuuck
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 9:49 pm to
That's because in the pics that I posted it's a double cheeseburger from Five Guys and a single from Smashburger.

I've eaten at both plenty of times.

Five Guys is better, not doubt, but Smashburger isn't bad either.
Posted by GatorsGators
Member since Oct 2012
13804 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 9:51 pm to
quote:

Five Guys fries suuuuuck

shut your mouth
Posted by BlackPawnMartyr
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2010
16280 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 9:52 pm to
Oh, those were not the fries I got. I got the smash fries... which the lady said were different because they had garlic and etc on them. I guess they have normal ones as well.
Posted by BlackPawnMartyr
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2010
16280 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 9:52 pm to
quote:

but Smashburger isn't bad either.



Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
62564 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 9:53 pm to
They're terrible. Seriously. Burgers are good though.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 9:54 pm to
I'm a burger connoisseur, damn it.
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
128175 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 9:56 pm to
quote:

Well if you haven't don't.


Totally agree. Maybe if you were from somewhere that didn't have hamburgers, they might be good. Otherwise, C grade.
Posted by BlackPawnMartyr
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2010
16280 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 9:56 pm to
quote:

I'm a burger connoisseur,


Well then give us your top 3 or 5 then.
Posted by GatorsGators
Member since Oct 2012
13804 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 9:57 pm to
Their fries are awesome.

Then again, I'm odd in that I like fries that actually have some potato left in them.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
62564 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 9:59 pm to
Lol they're fat and charred and soggy. It's like they're trying to make the worst fry possible. No effort.
This post was edited on 11/6/13 at 10:01 pm
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