re: What does Nick Saban do that is so different from other coaches?

I live in New Orleans, so from what I hear, the success is because of: Easy scheduling, favorable refs, the REC, control of the commissioner's office in Birmingham, the schedule, mulligans, buying players, paying refs, deer antler spray, steroids, weak academics, no professional team in the State, the uniforms, drugs, thugs, gumps and gumpin, the Alabama schedule, more mulligans, making Louisiana kids commit treason, using up his players so they are busts in the NFL, cars, girls, perks, the phase of the moon, use of the oogie board, stealing other teams signals, Saban's height, hair color, wife, daughter, history, and a student body that chants despicable obscenities on national TV... oops maybe not the last thing, but ...