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How would you spend the rest of the season as an Arkansas fan?
Posted on 10/23/13 at 2:29 am
Posted on 10/23/13 at 2:29 am
Just thought I'd help our Piggy brothers get through the season. I've suffered through a few seasons like their having. Mizzou in parts of the 80s and 90s was beyond depressing. I confess I tuned out those seasons and turned it into an opportunity to make myself more diverse. Here's a few suggestions:
1) Following your favorite NFL team--may not be an option since Arkansas doesn't have a team.
2) Golfing, is it already too cold in Arkansas to play much?
3) Studying, if you're still in school that's always a good idea.
4) Load up on alcohol, or your favorite recreational drug--probably a popular choice.
5) Obsess over college basketball or the NBA, it's coming soon if you can hold out that long.
Hang in there, Woody, er, I mean Bert will get that thing turned around.
1) Following your favorite NFL team--may not be an option since Arkansas doesn't have a team.
2) Golfing, is it already too cold in Arkansas to play much?
3) Studying, if you're still in school that's always a good idea.
4) Load up on alcohol, or your favorite recreational drug--probably a popular choice.
5) Obsess over college basketball or the NBA, it's coming soon if you can hold out that long.
Hang in there, Woody, er, I mean Bert will get that thing turned around.
This post was edited on 10/23/13 at 2:37 am
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Posted on 10/23/13 at 2:30 am to RocketBallz
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4) Load up on alcohol
Posted on 10/23/13 at 2:32 am to RocketBallz
So... 2:30A.M. Fapping to Arkansas like a good rival should I see.
Posted on 10/23/13 at 2:36 am to RocketBallz
Another night owl Mizzou fan!
They could get involved in community service; volunteer work is good for the soul.
Posted on 10/23/13 at 2:38 am to Bogie00
I forgot about fishing, I'm sure there's some great spots in the beautiful Arkansas Ozarks.
Or hunting.
Or hunting.
This post was edited on 10/23/13 at 2:40 am
Posted on 10/23/13 at 2:40 am to RocketBallz
I'd read Forrest Gump.
punch a kid
and feed hookers candy. it is halloween and all.
punch a kid
and feed hookers candy. it is halloween and all.
Posted on 10/23/13 at 2:41 am to Bogie00
Bogie, don't encourage.. Send him to the Zou board for training on prime troll timing. 
Posted on 10/23/13 at 2:44 am to RocketBallz
I know ...They could do an intervention and help out that Arky troll who was posing as a Duck on the rant.
He did get busted by a Chicken!
He did get busted by a Chicken!
This post was edited on 10/23/13 at 2:45 am
Posted on 10/23/13 at 2:46 am to 870Hog
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Bogie, don't encourage.. Send him to the Zou board for training on prime troll timing.
Good one! Just a few of us night owls passing time.
Posted on 10/23/13 at 2:48 am to Bogie00
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They could do an intervention and help out that Arky troll who was posing as a Duck on the rant.
He did get busted by a Chicken!
Who was it?
Posted on 10/23/13 at 2:52 am to 870Hog
I don't know for fact; But folks are saying Dale Denton
Who ever it was got the banhammer
find the thread by the Duck Something about Mizzou not deserving #5 in nation
Who ever it was got the banhammer
find the thread by the Duck Something about Mizzou not deserving #5 in nation
This post was edited on 10/23/13 at 2:53 am
Posted on 10/23/13 at 2:58 am to Bogie00
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Dale Denton
still has sig pic, not him.
Posted on 10/23/13 at 3:00 am to 870Hog
well the alter lost the sig pic...but I don't really know how that all works.
Find the thread and read what folks were saying at end
Find the thread and read what folks were saying at end
Posted on 10/23/13 at 6:43 am to RocketBallz
So Mizzou fans are now obsessed with Arky. Good to know.
Posted on 10/23/13 at 6:48 am to kywildcatfanone
The scheduling problem is easily solved by adding a third division to the SEC.
Introducing the SEC North: Arky and Mizz
They play each other 9 times and schedule other cupcakes the remaining games.
This takes Mizz out of the East (it's ridiculous that they are in the East) and the Arkies finally get their rival.
I like it.
Introducing the SEC North: Arky and Mizz
They play each other 9 times and schedule other cupcakes the remaining games.
This takes Mizz out of the East (it's ridiculous that they are in the East) and the Arkies finally get their rival.
I like it.
This post was edited on 10/23/13 at 7:00 am
Posted on 10/23/13 at 6:50 am to RocketBallz
6. Coaching search
Posted on 10/23/13 at 6:54 am to RocketBallz
Flaming on the rant
Posted on 10/23/13 at 6:55 am to LsuTool
Find a good ledge from which to jump.
Posted on 10/23/13 at 6:56 am to roadGator
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I like it.
Posted on 10/23/13 at 6:58 am to RocketBallz
Hey you "sitting on top the world" Mizz fan, waiting for preseason college baseball rankings.....is severely underrated.
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