re: Aggies being run out of Fayetteville

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This just in:

The University of Arkansas announced earlier this evening a decision to lower the degree of on-campus violence. As such they notified Texas A&M University that the Texas A&M Football team will not be allowed to take the field on Saturday against Arkansas. Officials from Arkansas stated this will eliminate over 90% of the expected on campus violence this weekend as they were absolutely fearful the A&M players would Beat The Hell Outa the Arkansas players in one of the all-time greatest butt whippings in SEC history. They also stated this would allow the University more time to recognize quality students and on campus organizations such as the leader of the Arkansas University LGBT Chapter.

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