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re: Welcome, TigerBoard Posters!
Posted on 9/25/13 at 8:44 am to mizzou--314
Posted on 9/25/13 at 8:44 am to mizzou--314
Okay, okay, okay...here's my first lesson.
New posters need to start off with a bang!
One of the best ways to do that is to post the one thread that literally everyone hates (including us Mizzou posters) - the infamous Civil War thread Mizzou Belongs in the SEC Because We're Southern . Make certain to explain in the message the reasons why Missouri is a perfect fit in the SEC in relation to Cival War politics, allegiances, culture, food, etc.
The reason why posting this thread is so important is because it is the best and quickest way to experience this place for what it truly is - a community of master trolls and flamers.
This thread will be an instant dumpster fire. The Arkytards and LSU fans will flood into the thread to tell you to die in a fire and to go frick yourself...essentially you'll be insulted like never before.
You'll quickly learn that Mizzou is not southern, is not northern, is not eastern, is not western; Mizzou is nothing at all! We're outcasts with no purpose or place in this great country.
All you need to do is post the thread and sit back and watch it burn. You'll learn a LOT about which posters to avoid and which ones to trust. You'll also learn a LOT about rant rhetoric, which is night and day different from Tiger Board.
Good luck.
Perhaps I'll make an appearance as well!
New posters need to start off with a bang!
One of the best ways to do that is to post the one thread that literally everyone hates (including us Mizzou posters) - the infamous Civil War thread Mizzou Belongs in the SEC Because We're Southern . Make certain to explain in the message the reasons why Missouri is a perfect fit in the SEC in relation to Cival War politics, allegiances, culture, food, etc.
The reason why posting this thread is so important is because it is the best and quickest way to experience this place for what it truly is - a community of master trolls and flamers.
This thread will be an instant dumpster fire. The Arkytards and LSU fans will flood into the thread to tell you to die in a fire and to go frick yourself...essentially you'll be insulted like never before.
You'll quickly learn that Mizzou is not southern, is not northern, is not eastern, is not western; Mizzou is nothing at all! We're outcasts with no purpose or place in this great country.
All you need to do is post the thread and sit back and watch it burn. You'll learn a LOT about which posters to avoid and which ones to trust. You'll also learn a LOT about rant rhetoric, which is night and day different from Tiger Board.
Good luck.
Perhaps I'll make an appearance as well!
This post was edited on 9/25/13 at 9:12 am
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Posted on 9/25/13 at 8:58 am to mizzoukills
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Okay, okay, okay...here's my first lesson.
New posters need to start off with a bang!
One of the best ways to do that is to post the one thread that literally everyone hates (including us Mizzou posters) - the infamous Civil War thread Mizzou Belongs in the SEC Because We're Southern . Then, in the message, explain why Mizzou belongs in the SEC in relation to Civil War politics, allegiances, culture, food, etc.
The reason why posting this thread is so important is because it is the best and quickest way to experience this place for what it truly is - a community of master trolls and flamers.
This thread will be an instant dumpster fire. The Arkytards and LSU fans will flood into the thread to tell you to die in a fire and to go frick yourself...essentially you'll be insulted like never before.
You'll quickly learn that Mizzou is not southern, is not northern, is not eastern, is not western; Mizzou is nothing at all! We're outcasts with no purpose or place in this great country.
All you need to do is post the thread and sit back and watch it burn. You'll learn a LOT about which posters to avoid and which ones to trust. You'll also learn a LOT about rant rhetoric, which is night and day different from Tiger Board.
Good luck.
Perhaps I'll make an appearance as well!
+1, spot on. You will quickly learn who Porker Face is...
Posted on 9/25/13 at 10:43 am to NCrawler
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+1, spot on. You will quickly learn who Porker Face is...
You mean ArkyHawk or whatever his new name is?
Posted on 9/25/13 at 10:52 am to Mizzeaux
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You mean ArkyHawk or whatever his new name is?
Yeah, I've noticed the porkster isn't around much lately, but the arkyhawk is filling his place nicely.
And new posters - whatever you do, DO NOT fall for the "go over to the OT and introduce yourself" line. If you follow Killz advice, you'll just be branded a terrible poster, and get picked on, not to mention not taken seriously. (All of this can be overcome.) If you try to introduce yourself on the OT, you'll run screaming and never want to post again.
Posted on 9/25/13 at 10:52 am to mizzoukills
Done.
Posted on 9/25/13 at 10:53 am to KCMIZSEC
God help us.
Posted on 9/25/13 at 11:04 am to semotruman
I dont get the mizzou alters that make the fanbase look stupid. If folks are going to sockpuppet, why not take a different angle?
Posted on 9/25/13 at 12:06 pm to mizzoukills
You called that killz. His thread got to 4 pages in short time. And he didn't even go into a long diatribe about the civil war. Just a quick couple of lines.
Posted on 9/25/13 at 12:08 pm to kilo
Will Missouri and Arkansas fans argue about this stupid shite in real life when we start playing every year?
I envision a day, when a game in Kansas City or Little Rock consists of each side of the stadium chanting their respective cultural differences. For example...
Arky side: Coke!
MIZ side: Pop! Or soda or whatever.
Arky side: Sweet tea!
MIZ side: We add sugar to unsweetened tea!
And so on and so forth.
Let's hope this doesn't happen.
I envision a day, when a game in Kansas City or Little Rock consists of each side of the stadium chanting their respective cultural differences. For example...
Arky side: Coke!
MIZ side: Pop! Or soda or whatever.
Arky side: Sweet tea!
MIZ side: We add sugar to unsweetened tea!
And so on and so forth.
Let's hope this doesn't happen.
Posted on 9/25/13 at 1:49 pm to KCMIZSEC
KCMIZSEC
That is a magical thread! See, now you know you can trust me because I can accurately predict the future.
I think you're ready to be my apprentice. You've proven yourself.
I like you.
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Done.
That is a magical thread! See, now you know you can trust me because I can accurately predict the future.
I think you're ready to be my apprentice. You've proven yourself.
I like you.
Posted on 9/25/13 at 1:56 pm to reedus23
reedus23
One thing people can't deny is that I'm a seasoned ranter.
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You called that killz. His thread got to 4 pages in short time. And he didn't even go into a long diatribe about the civil war. Just a quick couple of lines.
One thing people can't deny is that I'm a seasoned ranter.
Posted on 9/25/13 at 1:56 pm to mizzoukills
I will say I find it humorous how predictable it is.
Posted on 9/25/13 at 2:00 pm to mizzoukills
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See, now you know you can trust me because I can accurately predict the future.
You nailed it right on the head.
Now, when do I get to piss off the piglets? I've got something special all lined up for them.
Posted on 9/25/13 at 2:02 pm to KCMIZSEC
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Now, when do I get to piss off the piglets? I've got something special all lined up for them.
Go for it now, I'm listening...
Posted on 9/25/13 at 2:13 pm to KCMIZSEC
KCMIZSEC
Be careful with them. They are backed by the admins. You must take special care when trolling them.
In fact, don't attempt it just yet. There's a fine line between a good smart troll and an obviously bad troll that is borderline a flame.
The latter will get you banned. Plus, the piggies have the most seasoned trolls on the rant.
The thread must be extremely subtle with secret key words that will subconsciously beckon the piggies.
Something like this:
Thread title: Excited for SEC Tailgating. Can't Wait to Drink Beer or Soda with SEC Fans.
Message: Heard nothing but great things about The Grove and other SEC party spots! Hopefully we can party before the end of October because by Halloween it'll be too cold to be outside for too long.
In fact, feel free to post that...
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Now, when do I get to piss off the piglets? I've got something special all lined up for them.
Be careful with them. They are backed by the admins. You must take special care when trolling them.
In fact, don't attempt it just yet. There's a fine line between a good smart troll and an obviously bad troll that is borderline a flame.
The latter will get you banned. Plus, the piggies have the most seasoned trolls on the rant.
The thread must be extremely subtle with secret key words that will subconsciously beckon the piggies.
Something like this:
Thread title: Excited for SEC Tailgating. Can't Wait to Drink Beer or Soda with SEC Fans.
Message: Heard nothing but great things about The Grove and other SEC party spots! Hopefully we can party before the end of October because by Halloween it'll be too cold to be outside for too long.
In fact, feel free to post that...
This post was edited on 9/25/13 at 2:20 pm
Posted on 9/25/13 at 2:20 pm to mizzoukills
Alright, let's just see how she does.
Posted on 9/25/13 at 2:21 pm to KCMIZSEC
You're already my favorite poster!
Posted on 9/25/13 at 2:23 pm to mizzoukills
Posted on 9/25/13 at 2:26 pm to KCMIZSEC
Well, that pretty much concludes my lesson plan. Just those two threads pretty much sums up what you can expect your rant experience to be like.
Glad to have you on board! Just don't quit like all of the other Tiger Board pussies who came here acting all billy badass and then quit after their jimmies were rustled by the Arkytards.
PS. Not all Arkansas posters are terrible. A few are actually really good posters. NCrawler, WhiteMeat, Cheshire...to name a few. NCrawler is my Arkansas cousin. He isn't much smarter than a rock, but I love him anyhow
Glad to have you on board! Just don't quit like all of the other Tiger Board pussies who came here acting all billy badass and then quit after their jimmies were rustled by the Arkytards.
PS. Not all Arkansas posters are terrible. A few are actually really good posters. NCrawler, WhiteMeat, Cheshire...to name a few. NCrawler is my Arkansas cousin. He isn't much smarter than a rock, but I love him anyhow
This post was edited on 9/25/13 at 2:31 pm
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