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Posted on 9/22/13 at 4:19 pm
Posted on 9/22/13 at 4:19 pm
Men of gentleness, the time is now. From baby grinders to granny grinders( that sounds pretty bad) we need to re-ignite the fire, the passion, the unconditionally fricked up way that we rally behind our team. Back away from the nearest ledge. Turn off your creed human clay album. Light those torches known as gifs, fark the frick out of all things farkable, and hashtag any thought you might have. Grind till you can't grind anymore. Get an avi going. Start a thread about how we are going to grind all things corndogs. frick LSU. We haven't won against them in god knows how long, but they will never beat the grind. Let's at least salvage something from this season. Grinders never say die. Men we have two weeks, give them hell.
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Posted on 9/22/13 at 4:21 pm to AsphaltFunk
Posted on 9/22/13 at 4:36 pm to AsphaltFunk
Oh yeah...in the name of the Sherrill, the #, and the holy spirit of relf... grindmen. You may now go forth and spread the word of grind. Ok now you can give them hell.
Posted on 9/22/13 at 4:37 pm to AsphaltFunk
I'm really looking forward to seeing those coonasses cry in two weeks. As long as dan doesn't start Russell and isn't scared to win the game. That's the only thing holding back any of my grind.
This post was edited on 9/22/13 at 4:38 pm
Posted on 9/22/13 at 4:37 pm to AsphaltFunk
I'm in
Posted on 9/23/13 at 9:47 am to AsphaltFunk
this is definitely where I parked my car
Posted on 9/23/13 at 10:18 am to AsphaltFunk
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Turn off your creed human clay album.
how the frick did you know
Posted on 9/23/13 at 10:51 am to weedGOKU666
I just put my own prison on repeat.
Posted on 9/23/13 at 11:16 am to Eric Nies Grind Time
I was trying to work out the tabs for What's This Life For before I checked this thread.
Posted on 9/23/13 at 12:27 pm to Ptolemy's
I spend less time listening to them than I do trying to look like them..
Posted on 9/23/13 at 1:51 pm to Hardy_Har
Can we start a campaign to get DMX on the jumbotron saying hailstate and then doing his bark right before we take the field?
Posted on 9/23/13 at 1:53 pm to Tds & Beer
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Can we start a campaign to get DMX on the jumbotron saying hailstate and then doing his bark right before we take the field?
I would lose my shite if we could get that. FWIW the poster Skirpnasty has a pretty mean DMX bark. I heard it about once a week when he lived in the fraternity house.
Posted on 9/23/13 at 1:54 pm to Tds & Beer
He shouldn't be too pricey these days, but he is scarier looking..
More bang for less buck. 
More bang for less buck.
Posted on 9/23/13 at 1:58 pm to Hardy_Har
The grind is starting to rumble on the rant. People can feel it. GRINDKRIEG ™2013 COMMENCE
Posted on 9/23/13 at 2:07 pm to Jma313
I'm all over it
GRIND LIKE YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE GENTS.
Because, ya know.. we don't have anything to lose..
GRIND LIKE YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE GENTS.
Because, ya know.. we don't have anything to lose..
Posted on 9/23/13 at 2:12 pm to Tds & Beer
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Can we start a campaign to get DMX on the jumbotron saying hailstate and then doing his bark right before we take the field?
A buddy of mine and myself have spitballed ideas for a celeb guest, allow me to paint you a word picture
You're sitting in the stands, the team hype video finishes.
Suddenly, you hear the sound of shattering glass.
Stone Cold Steve Austin rides out onto the field on a Polaris, case of buds in tow. His intro music is blasting over the jumbotron.
He Stone Cold Stunners the opposing team's mascot on the 50 yard line then smashes two beers over him.
GIMME A HELL YEAH
Posted on 9/23/13 at 2:17 pm to weedGOKU666
I like it.. Only one hiccup.. Unlike professional wrestling, The Grind is not scripted.
Posted on 9/23/13 at 2:36 pm to Hardy_Har
And you can't ride a polaris on the most beautiful surface in college football. I like it though.
Posted on 9/23/13 at 4:39 pm to AsphaltFunk
Damn.
It moved again.
It moved again.
Posted on 9/23/13 at 5:06 pm to Slippery Slope
Im doing a countdown until G-Day, im posting a daily grind thread on the rant for the next two weeks. Also I really like the stone cold Steve austin bit. But might I add.....
Have John Cena come out and start talking about the game. Spice things up a bit with that wrestler dialect. Stir the pot if you will. Then comes his prediction and as soon as he says LS...Stone cold Steve Austin's walkout song starts, Cena's face reflects terror, stone cold runs out, beats his arse, grinds his face into the 50 yard line, shotguns a beer, and then does the dawn pound rock over cena while simultaneously leading the team in it. #WeKnow
Have John Cena come out and start talking about the game. Spice things up a bit with that wrestler dialect. Stir the pot if you will. Then comes his prediction and as soon as he says LS...Stone cold Steve Austin's walkout song starts, Cena's face reflects terror, stone cold runs out, beats his arse, grinds his face into the 50 yard line, shotguns a beer, and then does the dawn pound rock over cena while simultaneously leading the team in it. #WeKnow
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