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The Bama/A&M Rivalry is Actually Predicting Future World Events (Serious)
Posted on 9/18/13 at 12:45 pm
Posted on 9/18/13 at 12:45 pm
Alabama is the United States, a system in decline. Texas A&M is China, a sleeping giant on the rise with momentum blowing in her sails.
Right now, Alabama is the undisputed powerhouse of the land. However, Texas A&M (if left unchecked) will soon overtake Bama as the number one powerhouse in the land, forever shifting the balance of power away from the traditional southern powers.
Alabama’s arrogance and sense of exceptionalism and entitlement will eventually yield to A&M’s innovation, resources, and determination to be number 1.
United States versus China.
Winner (83% probability): China
Right now, Alabama is the undisputed powerhouse of the land. However, Texas A&M (if left unchecked) will soon overtake Bama as the number one powerhouse in the land, forever shifting the balance of power away from the traditional southern powers.
Alabama’s arrogance and sense of exceptionalism and entitlement will eventually yield to A&M’s innovation, resources, and determination to be number 1.
United States versus China.
Winner (83% probability): China
This post was edited on 9/18/13 at 12:59 pm
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Posted on 9/18/13 at 12:46 pm to mizzoukills
wooo go china!
wait waht
wait waht
Posted on 9/18/13 at 12:46 pm to mizzoukills
Your $5 is in the mail.
Posted on 9/18/13 at 12:46 pm to mizzoukills
Communist propaganda.
Posted on 9/18/13 at 12:46 pm to mizzoukills
Most un'Merican OP ever. Commie bastard. 
Posted on 9/18/13 at 12:47 pm to mizzoukills
Posted on 9/18/13 at 12:47 pm to mizzoukills
Can't wait for the "Hey guys this is China. You United States guys played such a great game!!!" threads.
I guess LSU is Mexico. We will illegally penetrate the U.S. and China is not important to us.
I guess LSU is Mexico. We will illegally penetrate the U.S. and China is not important to us.
This post was edited on 9/18/13 at 12:49 pm
Posted on 9/18/13 at 12:48 pm to mizzoukills
You commie frick
Posted on 9/18/13 at 12:48 pm to 10888bge
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Most un'Merican OP ever. Commie bastard.
I didn't predict these events...the Bama/A&M rivalry did.
Posted on 9/18/13 at 12:48 pm to Jrv2damac
I feel bad for the Texas A&M mascot or is that just korea?
This post was edited on 9/18/13 at 12:54 pm
Posted on 9/18/13 at 12:48 pm to mizzoukills
This is hippie commie bisexual bullshite right here.
Posted on 9/18/13 at 12:51 pm to mizzoukills
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United States versus China.
Winner: China
tactical strike (nuke) to the coast of china will eliminate 2/3 of their population.
Posted on 9/18/13 at 12:54 pm to mizzoukills
The way you explain it, Alabama sounds like Russia...
Posted on 9/18/13 at 12:56 pm to mizzoukills
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mizzoukills
Posted on 9/18/13 at 12:58 pm to partsman103
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tactical strike (nuke) to the coast of china will eliminate 2/3 of their population.
Actually, an EMP detonated about 40 miles above the center of China would wipe out 90 percent of that civilization.
Posted on 9/18/13 at 1:00 pm to mizzoukills
I liked the Star Wars theme to this budding rivalry more....
Posted on 9/18/13 at 1:10 pm to jb4
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I feel bad for the Texas A&M mascot or is that just korea?
Collie. It's whats for dinner.
This post was edited on 9/18/13 at 1:12 pm
Posted on 9/18/13 at 1:18 pm to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
This post was edited on 9/18/13 at 1:19 pm
Posted on 9/18/13 at 1:23 pm to mizzoukills
Those last two pics are really fricked up. I'm ready to nuke North Korea just for that alone, hell I'll throw in the southside while I'm at it too. You don't hurt the puppy doggies when ATX is around much less barbecue 'em. Simple test, Asia: trying to figure out if an animal is food? Throw a frisbee at it. If it catches it and brings it to you, it's your pal. If it stares blankly and doesn't move, it's your lunch. Case closed.
This post was edited on 9/18/13 at 1:24 pm
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