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How will you celebrate if Ole Miss defeats Texas Saturday night?
Posted on 9/11/13 at 10:53 am
Posted on 9/11/13 at 10:53 am
I'll be watching my first and last live sporting event on the Longhorn Network. I'm pretty pumped about that.
Then I'll probably drink a cold beer. Not a shitty domestic but an expensive craft lager. Y'all lifestyle, bitches.
I will also log onto this site and observe no one giving a frick either way because Bama/aTm threads will have taken over.
Then I'll post some shitty thread way too late that will get lost because it's a shitty thread and I posted it way too late.
Then I'll kick back, give the blues a spin, break out the wine, forget again. Dig down deep. Find my stash. Light it up. Take me back.
I'll take an aspirin because I'm bound to have a little pressure behind my eyes from staring at my television for so long.
Then I'll sleep. Wake. Feed the baby. Sleep. Wake. Feed the baby. Shower. Get dressed. Go to church. Log on. ????? Profit.
Jesus saves. Freezus scores!
Amen.
Then I'll probably drink a cold beer. Not a shitty domestic but an expensive craft lager. Y'all lifestyle, bitches.
I will also log onto this site and observe no one giving a frick either way because Bama/aTm threads will have taken over.
Then I'll post some shitty thread way too late that will get lost because it's a shitty thread and I posted it way too late.
Then I'll kick back, give the blues a spin, break out the wine, forget again. Dig down deep. Find my stash. Light it up. Take me back.
I'll take an aspirin because I'm bound to have a little pressure behind my eyes from staring at my television for so long.
Then I'll sleep. Wake. Feed the baby. Sleep. Wake. Feed the baby. Shower. Get dressed. Go to church. Log on. ????? Profit.
Jesus saves. Freezus scores!
Amen.
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Posted on 9/11/13 at 10:54 am to sorantable
Filling Jars and Hitting up Bars
Posted on 9/11/13 at 10:54 am to 3andOut
It would take me forever to actually fill a jar. Damn, bruh. Damn.
Posted on 9/11/13 at 10:55 am to sorantable
Ill probably be watching the Zona St/Wisky game not caring.
Posted on 9/11/13 at 10:56 am to parkjas2001
Oh, you'll care. A little. Will you care more or less depending on the outcome of the GrindFest Bowl?
Posted on 9/11/13 at 10:56 am to sorantable
Small jars bruh much more satisfying to fill and seal.
Posted on 9/11/13 at 10:56 am to sorantable
I will wake up screaming Hotty toddy.
Posted on 9/11/13 at 10:57 am to sorantable
I honestly won't find out the result of that game till Sunday
Posted on 9/11/13 at 10:57 am to WestCoastAg
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I honestly won't find out the result of that game till Sunday
Stay up and watch it
Posted on 9/11/13 at 10:58 am to sorantable
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Stay up and watch it
Not many people will be able to watch it
Posted on 9/11/13 at 10:59 am to sorantable
I'm getting black out drunk on Saturday regardless of the outcome of our game 
Posted on 9/11/13 at 10:59 am to OBReb6
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Not many people will be able to watch it
frick those commy bastards
Posted on 9/11/13 at 11:00 am to sorantable
I will rape a bunch of sheep with a banana up my arse while listening to "Patten" played by the Fightin' Texas Aggie Band.
...with nothing but my autographed #2 jersey on...
...with nothing but my autographed #2 jersey on...
Posted on 9/11/13 at 11:00 am to WestCoastAg
Well, it has been brought to my attention that you can't watch the game so you're off the hook. Drunk on, bruh. Drunk on.
Posted on 9/11/13 at 11:00 am to sorantable
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Then I'll kick back, give the blues a spin, break out the wine, forget again. Dig down deep. Find my stash. Light it up. Take me back.
Eric Church reference.
Posted on 9/11/13 at 11:00 am to sorantable
I am rooting for tu. I want Mack Brown to stay.
Posted on 9/11/13 at 11:01 am to DaleDenton
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You love Eric Church and you know it. Don't be a phag.
Posted on 9/11/13 at 11:01 am to sorantable
I would be sad. No more Mack Brown.
Posted on 9/11/13 at 11:01 am to TeLeFaWx
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I am rooting for tu
Well, I'm rooting for YOU, tlejdhandb. Have a great weekend.
Posted on 9/11/13 at 11:01 am to KaiserSoze99
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I will rape a bunch of sheep with a banana up my arse while listening to "Patten" played by the Fightin' Texas Aggie Band.
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