Started By
Message
Marshall Henderson tests positive for Ketamine
Posted on 7/21/13 at 7:18 pm
Posted on 7/21/13 at 7:18 pm
LINK
OUR DRUGS!
quote:
Everyone with a brain knows Marshall Henderson likes to party like a redneck coked out version of Van Wilder…except the school he plays basketball for, Ole Miss. Until now. Today he was suspended indefinitely for “multiple” failed drug tests. For some people, that would be 2, maybe 3. For Marshall Henderson, that’s in the hundreds. So why now? Why not years ago? According to a report, it’s because they found ketamine in his system. If you’ve seen Armageddon, you know ketamine is a very powerful sedative…used on horses.
Marshall Henderson going for the wrong kind of 3
What is Marshall Henderson doing messing around with horse tranquilizers? That’s a good question. Have you seen the women he gets involved with? Take a look at the picture on the right (but if you value your eyes, don’t look very long or you may suffer permanent damage) and you might have some idea. Maybe he needs ketamine to knock himself out after a night with one of these “lovely” ladies? Maybe he thinks he’ll appeal to them more by pretending to be a horse himself? Who knows.
He had a great run in this year’s NCAA Tournament, helping Ole Miss knock off Wisconsin in the first round in a riveting (if you find watching paint dry exciting) 57-46 affair. It all came to a crashing halt when they were knocked off by La Salle in the 2nd round (we’re not calling it the 3rd round…four teams is not a round unless it’s the FINAL four. At the rate they’re going, the First Four’s going to be played in January and the 2nd round will be the 54th round.). Classy guy that Marshall is, he shot two middle fingers to the crowd after the loss, one for each dollar he’ll be making at this next job. At least we know how high he can count.
Can Ole Miss survive without Marshall Henderson? Can Marshall Henderson keep himself away from drugs you’d only find in a veterinarian’s office? Can Marshall Henderson keep himself away from the BBW chicks? Can Marshall Henderson read above a 2nd grade level? Odds are, the answer to all 4 is no. Knowing the NCAA, he’ll just appeal the suspension and he’ll miss one of the early games against the Hadley School for the Blind. And then Marshall can get right back on the horse. Literally.
OUR DRUGS!
This post was edited on 7/21/13 at 7:21 pm
37
Posted on 7/21/13 at 7:19 pm to Whereisomaha
This comes as a shock to absolutely no one.
Posted on 7/21/13 at 7:20 pm to Whereisomaha
Makes sense
Posted on 7/21/13 at 7:20 pm to Whereisomaha
quote:
What is Marshall Henderson doing messing around with horse tranquilizers? That’s a good question. Have you seen the women he gets involved with?
Posted on 7/21/13 at 7:21 pm to Whereisomaha
You can get ketamine in Oxford? I thought that shite was mostly just a European thing.
Posted on 7/21/13 at 7:21 pm to Whereisomaha
What a horse's arse ETA: Corrected for accuracy
This post was edited on 7/21/13 at 7:22 pm
Posted on 7/21/13 at 7:23 pm to Whereisomaha
damn I was expecting coke, x, maybe oxy
Posted on 7/21/13 at 7:23 pm to Whereisomaha
Inb4 bressus
Posted on 7/21/13 at 7:24 pm to Whereisomaha
special k 
Posted on 7/21/13 at 7:24 pm to Whereisomaha
You have to have some serious issue if you are injecting yourself with ketamine
Posted on 7/21/13 at 7:26 pm to Whereisomaha
quote:
in the 2nd round (we’re not calling it the 3rd round…four teams is not a round
Thank you
Posted on 7/21/13 at 7:28 pm to Whereisomaha
Wow.
Ketamine? He is a special kind of frick up.
Ketamine? He is a special kind of frick up.
Posted on 7/21/13 at 7:34 pm to Whereisomaha
All the drug test flack is now off of LSU and on Ole Miss.
Thanks Special K!
Thanks Special K!
This post was edited on 7/21/13 at 7:34 pm
Posted on 7/21/13 at 7:34 pm to Whereisomaha
Damn that dude on that Special K? Didnt know he partied like that.
Posted on 7/21/13 at 7:36 pm to Whereisomaha
quote:
Marshall Henderson tests positive for Ketamine
Posted on 7/21/13 at 7:43 pm to Whereisomaha
You have to be a dumbass to fail for anything other than weed, or just simply give no fricks. I think ketamine stays in your system for like 2 days, same with blow, and yet he's failed for both of them.
These guys know when their drug tests are coming and most of them plan accordingly. He just doesn't care.
These guys know when their drug tests are coming and most of them plan accordingly. He just doesn't care.
Posted on 7/21/13 at 7:49 pm to Whereisomaha
witnessed a surgery where Ketamine was used as an analgesic. patient woke up and went absolutley insane with Hallucinations. takes a certain retard to use a pre-operative sedative for recreation.
This post was edited on 7/21/13 at 7:51 pm
Posted on 7/21/13 at 7:51 pm to Whereisomaha
Posted on 7/21/13 at 7:55 pm to Whereisomaha
Ketamine is pretty awesome FWIW
Posted on 7/21/13 at 7:56 pm to Whereisomaha
quote:
What is Marshall Henderson doing messing around with horse tranquilizers? That’s a good question. Have you seen the women he gets involved with? Take a look at the picture on the right (but if you value your eyes, don’t look very long or you may suffer permanent damage) and you might have some idea. Maybe he needs ketamine to knock himself out after a night with one of these “lovely” ladies? Maybe he thinks he’ll appeal to them more by pretending to be a horse himself? Who knows.
ketamine is abused by a lot of people who apparently enjoy the hallucinations that come with the drug
I didn't realize a lot of people were still abusing it but go figure it would be henderson
Page 1 of 2
Popular
Back to top
Follow SECRant for SEC Football News