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re: Who here has gotten arrested for drinking/drugs.

Posted on 7/3/13 at 10:38 am to
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 7/3/13 at 10:38 am to
ok here goes. In my lifetime Ive had 5 DUIs. Never been charged more than a 2nd offense though

Two assault charges that were alcohol related, one that wasn't

4 simple possession charges. 1 prescription not in container

Best DUI story. Was in Greenville, SC leaving the nastiest strip bar on planet earth. pulled out and tried to go left but didn't notice a concrete median. had to drive about 100yds to whip over out of oncoming. too late

Well I wasn't extremely drunk that night. but I did just happen to have about 5g's of powder and maybe a qtr of good weed on me. So naturally I took the cop for a long ride while I ate drugs. By the time I was done there was 7 cruisers on me and a chopper on the way. they completely unassembled my truck on the side of the road and didn't find a crumb. I thought they were going to take me into the woods and just shoot me

Anyway. news van was there and everything. If I didn't start sweating profusely they wouldn't have even been able to blood test me like they did and give me the DUI

Ironically, given all the mayhem, this is the only DUI ive ever outright beaten in court

My first one I was 17. After a few years and a bunch of shite it just came off my record
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
14343 posts
Posted on 7/3/13 at 10:46 am to
Damn man....if all that shite's true your like a modern day Duke boy. Do you even have a license?
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