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Ideas for Arky fans signatures

Posted on 6/2/13 at 11:05 pm
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 6/2/13 at 11:05 pm
A group of Arky fans made a bet with several USC fans months ago about who would go further in the post season.

mash here for more info.

So now they will need to change their signatures and team names to honor the bet. Those conditions will last throughout the football season.

What signatures would y'all like to see from:

hawgndodge
Sultan Of Swine
I Ham That I Ham
The_Joker
Gladius Veritas
Ray Penpillage
Latarian
ArHog

I Ham That I Ham had a bet directly with me, so I'll handle his sig.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
102291 posts
Posted on 6/2/13 at 11:06 pm to
I tried to tell those fools.
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 6/2/13 at 11:13 pm to
quote:

I tried to tell those fools.




They were blinded by their Pre Season Champions rings.
Posted by JimMorrison
The Peninsula
Member since May 2012
20747 posts
Posted on 6/2/13 at 11:30 pm to
Posted by Loathor
Columbia, SC
Member since Jun 2012
2369 posts
Posted on 6/3/13 at 10:13 am to
I would think something about "counting your chickens" would be universally appropriate...
Posted by Cockopotamus
Member since Jan 2013
16000 posts
Posted on 6/3/13 at 11:27 am to
Mustard based BBQ sauce jokes need to be incorporated.

Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 6/3/13 at 1:22 pm to
Ok, here are some suggestions based upon your feedback.

"CNB and USC have taught me to never count your chickens before they hatch. #OMAHOGSFAIL"

"Found out a little while back that being Pre Season #1 does not mean Ark has a great baseball team."

"South Carolina is a better baseball team and program, and their mustard based BBQ is superior to anything I buy at Walmart."
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
42913 posts
Posted on 6/3/13 at 3:07 pm to
There are so many good options ... some of those are hilarious.

Wouldn't use Shealy's BBQ sauce as the foundation though.
Posted by Loathor
Columbia, SC
Member since Jun 2012
2369 posts
Posted on 6/3/13 at 3:44 pm to
quote:

Ok, here are some suggestions based upon your feedback.

"CNB and USC have taught me to never count your chickens before they hatch. #OMAHOGSFAIL"

"Found out a little while back that being Pre Season #1 does not mean Ark has a great baseball team."

"South Carolina is a better baseball team and program, and their mustard based BBQ is superior to anything I buy at Walmart."


Can they alternate #1 and #3 throughout the year? Or just use "CNB and USC have taught me to never count your chickens before they hatch. South Carolina is a better team and program, and their mustard based BBQ is superior to anything I buy at Walmart. #OMAHOGSFAIL"... or is that too long?
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 6/3/13 at 3:52 pm to
quote:

Can they alternate #1 and #3 throughout the year? Or just use "CNB and USC have taught me to never count your chickens before they hatch. South Carolina is a better team and program, and their mustard based BBQ is superior to anything I buy at Walmart. #OMAHOGSFAIL"... or is that too long?


I wouldn't see why not!
Posted by Mr.Sinister
South Carolina
Member since Dec 2012
4956 posts
Posted on 6/3/13 at 5:19 pm to


The hog fans

They make themselves squeal like pigs.


I am warm to the idea of #WOOPIGSSUCK!
This post was edited on 6/4/13 at 9:04 am
Posted by JimMorrison
The Peninsula
Member since May 2012
20747 posts
Posted on 6/4/13 at 10:17 am to
I say lets make them wear an A&M team name. I saw your suggestion of Clemson but I think they would hate the A&M fan tag.
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 6/4/13 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

I say lets make them wear an A&M team name. I saw your suggestion of Clemson but I think they would hate the A&M fan tag.


I like it!

Whatever everyone votes/says they want to do I'll go for. I was just thinking of clemson as being their favorite team, b/c that is the worst team on the planet to cheer for and a couple of those Ark posters have strong trolling tendencies. With their "flag"/favorite team shown as clemson, it might help the other SEC teams in hating that other team from the upstate. Especially the influx of fans that will start posting here once school starts, and don't know that they're really Ark fans.
This post was edited on 6/4/13 at 1:37 pm
Posted by Loathor
Columbia, SC
Member since Jun 2012
2369 posts
Posted on 6/4/13 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

Whatever everyone votes/says they want to do I'll go for. I was just thinking of clemson as being their favorite team, b/c that is the worst team on the planet to cheer for and a couple of those Ark posters have strong trolling tendencies. With their "flag"/favorite team shown as clemson, it might help the other SEC teams in hating that other team from the upstate. Especially the influx of fans that will start posting here once school starts, and don't know that they're really Ark fans.



I like the intent... that might be going a bit too far. Nobody deserves to be saddled with that fate...

As for A&M, it would only make them blend in with their annoying arse fans... would be much funnier if it was Mizzou.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
102291 posts
Posted on 6/4/13 at 10:32 pm to
The only reason I say no to Clemson is that it will look like they are making fun of LSU. One of the posters still has a Clemson favorite team.
Posted by HoldenOversoul
South Carolina
Member since Oct 2012
520 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 4:46 am to
Dammit, I slack off on my SECRant visits trying to study for the bar and I miss all the fun. Glad to see this place picking up in traffic a little bit, now I've gotta get my shite together and stay over here.
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