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re: Who here would rather have Texas in our conference than the aggies?

Posted on 2/15/13 at 11:57 am to
Posted by bpfergu
Member since Jun 2011
3485 posts
Posted on 2/15/13 at 11:57 am to
I mean don't get me wrong...UT has:

better women
better nightlife
better education
better athletics
more money
better tradition
better-looking college
better stadium

But A&M still has a spot in my heart. They are the smaller, retarded brother that you can't help but sympathize with. I've always been one for helping those in need so I consider letting A&M in as a form of community service, ya know?
This post was edited on 2/15/13 at 11:58 am
Posted by DWag215
Houston, TX
Member since Aug 2011
7262 posts
Posted on 2/15/13 at 12:03 pm to
quote:

But A&M still has a spot in my heart. They are the smaller, retarded brother that you can't help but sympathize with. I've always been one for helping those in need so I consider letting A&M in as a form of community service, ya know?

I like the subliminal troll. It was a good effort.

But just one thought:

The troll is more cognizable when you attempt to frame A&M as inferior to Arkansas. I mean, you're Arkansas. So referring to A&M as the retarded little brother for whom you feel sorry just doesn't jive. It's like a red herring for the reader.

So just stick to noting UT's advantages over the Ags. That's sufficient to get us riled.

Again, overall a good effort.
This post was edited on 2/15/13 at 12:06 pm
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