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On the 1-10 scale, How happy will Shepherd Smith be on Fox News Today?

Posted on 2/6/13 at 1:15 pm
Posted by Lsupimp
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Posted on 2/6/13 at 1:15 pm
1. Hearing YMCA on the radio happy ?
2. Playing two-hand touch-football with firemen happy ?
3. Going to make a fabulous Justin Bieber tribute video happy?
4. Got tickets to The Barbara Streisand concert happy ?
5. Singing Guys and Dolls in the shower Happy?
6. Shopping in Memphis for new Cole Haans and that delightful sweater happy ?
7. Wearing my speedo at Fire Island happy ?
8. Two guys in a horse costume, and you are the back guy happy ?
9. Saw Geraldo naked in the shower happy ?
10.Rainbows,Unicorns, Disco balls, Rollerskates, Sparkles, Bubbles, Farrah Fawcett hair happy?
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38461 posts
Posted on 2/6/13 at 1:18 pm to
Put it this way... his boyfriend is likely to be very unhappy because ol' Shep is probably spent today.
Posted by Bo$$Boi
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Posted on 2/6/13 at 1:19 pm to
Posted by undecided
Member since May 2012
15492 posts
Posted on 2/6/13 at 1:19 pm to
I to you sir
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 2/6/13 at 1:20 pm to
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If I had to bet, he's in Oxford celebrating tonight.
Posted by Beer Bryant
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Posted on 2/6/13 at 1:20 pm to
So happy he'll go over to CNN and have a tryst with Anderson Cooper.
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
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Posted on 2/6/13 at 1:20 pm to
quote:

On the 1-10 scale, How happy will Shepherd Smith be on Fox News Today?



He will spend the next month doing his segments standing.

The rest of his life wearing depends.

That happy.
Posted by Ole Colonel 27
Member since Oct 2011
2479 posts
Posted on 2/6/13 at 1:20 pm to
I'll take speedos on fire island for 1000 Alex.
Posted by thatguy1892
That place you wish you were.
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 2/6/13 at 1:27 pm to
Throws his ear piece out flips off the camera and screams he's going to go do video blogs for Huffington Post.
Posted by Tds & Beer
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Posted on 2/6/13 at 1:28 pm to
Shep is the highest stoner in New York today.
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 2/6/13 at 1:29 pm to
quote:

If I had to bet, he's inside of a $10 she-male hooker celebrating tonight.


FIFY
Posted by GalvoAg
Galveston TX
Member since Apr 2012
11048 posts
Posted on 2/6/13 at 1:30 pm to
Who cares, it's Shepherd Smith...
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 2/6/13 at 1:32 pm to
I feel like something's being hinted at here. I can quite place it. Hmmm.... nope. Too subtle.
Posted by Beer Bryant
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Posted on 2/6/13 at 1:32 pm to
"It was hard to go against Alabama and Georgia," Tunsil said. "When I told Coach (Hugh) Freeze I was going to Ole Miss, he started kissing me. I committed to them in my in-home visit. I told them, 'I want to be a Rebel.'"

When Shep read that:

Posted by Lsupimp
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Posted on 2/6/13 at 1:41 pm to
Posted by parkjas2001
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45000 posts
Posted on 2/6/13 at 1:42 pm to
If Shep faps on Fox tonight live, will it be the Pres fault?
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 2/6/13 at 1:44 pm to
he was pretty giddy yesterday talking about butt stabbing
Posted by McRebel42
North Mississippi Hollywood
Member since Oct 2012
11606 posts
Posted on 2/6/13 at 2:04 pm to
10 for sure

quote:

10.Rainbows,Unicorns, Disco balls, Rollerskates, Sparkles, Bubbles, Farrah Fawcett hair & 5 pounds of coke with gatortails err'where happy?

FIFY
Posted by Beer Bryant
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Member since Jan 2012
8792 posts
Posted on 2/6/13 at 2:18 pm to
quote:

he was pretty giddy yesterday talking about butt stabbing


Posted by Allyn McKeen
Key West, FL
Member since Jun 2012
4462 posts
Posted on 2/6/13 at 2:26 pm to
I think he is going to be "Now that's what I call a Land Mass" happy.
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