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Bielema Hire - Will it Eventually Lead to Scandal at Arkansas?
Posted on 12/5/12 at 11:15 am
Posted on 12/5/12 at 11:15 am
Bielema probably won't cheat on his 21 year old gold-digging Vegas wife. Compared to other coaches, his wife is an OT 10. He'd be stupid to cheat.
However, she'll probably end up having an affair with the president of the university, the AD, Sunhog, or all three at the same time. They'll give her illegal "perks" to stay quiet. Perhaps a job. Perhaps cash money from the scholarship fund.
Bielema will discover the affair when his wife tells him she's pregnant. He'll respond with, "You b!tch. I'm sterile! My testicles were crushed in a bizarre high school football accident. I never got you pregnant! Plus, ainnobody got time fo that!"
And then shite will hit the fan.
National news. Scandal. Resignations and terminations.
This is coming soon...I've seen the future.
However, she'll probably end up having an affair with the president of the university, the AD, Sunhog, or all three at the same time. They'll give her illegal "perks" to stay quiet. Perhaps a job. Perhaps cash money from the scholarship fund.
Bielema will discover the affair when his wife tells him she's pregnant. He'll respond with, "You b!tch. I'm sterile! My testicles were crushed in a bizarre high school football accident. I never got you pregnant! Plus, ainnobody got time fo that!"
And then shite will hit the fan.
National news. Scandal. Resignations and terminations.
This is coming soon...I've seen the future.
This post was edited on 12/5/12 at 11:25 am
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Posted on 12/5/12 at 11:16 am to mizzoukills
god, i hope so..... with video
Posted on 12/5/12 at 11:16 am to mizzoukills
Nice Oink. 
Posted on 12/5/12 at 11:16 am to mizzoukills
Only if Frank Broyles starts tapping his wife.
Posted on 12/5/12 at 11:18 am to mizzoukills
It could totally happen, but I think you should be looking at the wife of the other coach hired yesterday if you're worried about someone sleeping around (with players no less)...
This post was edited on 12/5/12 at 11:19 am
Posted on 12/5/12 at 11:19 am to genro
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I think you should be looking at the wife of the other coach hired yesterday if you're worried about someone sleeping around
Who?
Posted on 12/5/12 at 11:23 am to mizzoukills
good threads get anchored as often as a 60 year old man must go piss. 
Posted on 12/5/12 at 11:24 am to mizzoukills
Have you really not seen the Kristi Malzahn video?
Posted on 12/5/12 at 11:24 am to CluckFemson
Yes, yes it will.
This post was edited on 12/5/12 at 11:25 am
Posted on 12/5/12 at 11:25 am to genro
genro,
nope. I guess I'm late to the party. please advise...
nope. I guess I'm late to the party. please advise...
Posted on 12/5/12 at 11:26 am to mizzoukills
Posted on 12/5/12 at 11:26 am to mizzoukills
All our coaching hires end in scandal. Hopefully this one is slow developing like nolan or nutt.
Posted on 12/5/12 at 11:28 am to mizzoukills
Kristi Malzahn video. Pure Gold
Posted on 12/5/12 at 11:30 am to mizzoukills
Videos been linked, it's long but totally worth it. She's basically the worst human being on the planet. And you'll know what I was talking about when you get to the parts about Cam and Dyer
Posted on 12/5/12 at 11:32 am to mizzoukills
He would claim baby is his till it is born and turns out to be black
And currying Dat Wood
And currying Dat Wood
Posted on 12/5/12 at 11:33 am to mizzoukills
Posted on 12/5/12 at 11:38 am to thatdude1985
Kristi needs zanax all the time.
Posted on 12/5/12 at 11:46 am to JohnnyBob
Can't watch video right now. Will when I get home.
This excites me!
This excites me!
Posted on 12/5/12 at 12:13 pm to genro
Just watched 2 minutes. Got scared. Stopped.
Posted on 12/5/12 at 12:51 pm to genro
She is something else. 
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