re: tFlagshipper 101 Orientation Thread

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1. A hog related username is not required, and is in fact discouraged. I can attest to the difficulty in trolling and rumor planting when you out yourself as a Hog fan by your username. Rantards will still have a hard time figuring it out, but most other fanbases are pretty sharp.

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damn I missed this one

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2. SunHog is not to be looked at directly in the eyes or spoken to unless spoken to.

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well i've never looked him in the eyes. But i've watched him go to jail.

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3. We are expected to rally to aid of any flagshipper who has poked a hornet's nest, we never fail to get the last word or .gif in.

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well I got this one down.

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4. We have the highest % of wimmenz posters, encourage your lady friends to enjoy the fun. Our ladies are intelligent, beautiful, devoted, and awesome fans that make tasty sammiches.

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I like my women dumb, i'll instruct none of them to post here... plus they all think i'm insider because I get my info here faster than the arkansas media can break the story.

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5. DaleDenton is the finest picker to ever pick up a dobro.

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Can't argue here.

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6. Hogville is not to be linked unless to be poked fun of. Acceptable monikers for that place are Tardville, HiV, Lanny's Losers, Douglas' a-hole.

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don't be discrediting my main source of information. I get all my good insider info from here.

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7. Arkansas Media are jokes, please don't source them....... EVER.

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Bo mattingly knows everything. I'm pretty sure he is well connected. I mean he is never wrong afterall.

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12. GSD... we don't like em, but sometimes they happen and usually the LR side is shamed.

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I don't even understand why we still play games in fayetteville. The place isn't that great and the crowd always sucks compared to LR.

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Oklahogjr remarked once that SECrant.com is a like a refugee camp for posters that hate their homer fanbase.

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at least you didn't forget me. HubbHog is still on my shite list.