re: Kentucky Football: We Have Earned Our Respect

I've been to 2 games in Commonwealth.
The first was the Bluegrass Miracle, where Jared Lorenzen laid down after the game in a pool of tears, and immediately became a local attraction. Kids came from all around to the pregnant Beluga whale and eagerly awaited its baby, Cocoa.

The second was the #1 debacle, where Kentucky's Jumbletron continued to play this obscene video of several Kentucky DBs doing an some putrid R&B song I assume was named "We Believe." This refrain didn't end, and most of them looked and sounded like Left-Eye after forced hormone therapy.

I eated at the Waffle House both times and was repulsed by the lack of ochre oil surrounding my island of grits.

I did see a horsey tee-tee though.