Satan went down to Tuscaloosa..

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Satan went down to Tuscaloosa, lookin' for an MNC to steal.
He was in a bind, beat LSU with a comeback from behind, and was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this young man sawin' off horns and playin' hot.
And the Satan jumped up while the aggies humped it and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a football player too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you play a pretty good football, boy, but give old Satan his due:
"I bet a Heisman of gold against the MNC Bowl, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My name's Johnny and it might be all gall,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos they call me Johnny ****ing Football."

Johnny you rise up your O-line and play your football hard.
'Cos hells broke loose in Bama and old Satan deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny Heisman made of gold.
But if you lose, old Satan gets his Bowl.

Old Satan won the coin toss and he said: "I'll kick off see."
And fire flew from his eyeballs as he gathered up his D.
And he crafted defensive schemes all first and second strings and they made an evil hiss.
Then the Bama Defense rushed in and it looked something like this.
When old Satan finished, Johnny said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But stand back on that sideline, there, and let me show you how its done."

Tides rollin out their defense, run Johnny, run.
Old Satan's in the house where the Bear had his fun.
Bama girls in the stands, wearin' Summer dress.
"Aggie, does your dog bite?"
"Yes, child, yes."

Old Satan bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that golden Heisman on the ground at Johnny's feet.
Johnny said: "Satan just come on to College Station across the street from Cain Hall.
"cause I told you once, you son of a *****, they call me Johnny ****ing Football."

And he played Tides rollin out their defense, run Johnny, run.
Old Satan's in the house where the Bear had his fun.
Bama girls in the stands, wearin' Summer dress.
"Aggie, does your dog bite?"
"Yes, child, yes."

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